Bailey's Billion$

Movie review by
Brian Costello, Common Sense Media
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Slapstick talking dog movie has some iffy humor.
  • G
  • 2006
  • 90 minutes

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Educational Value

Meant to entertain rather than educate.

Positive Messages

This movie shows through example and discussion the importance of ending puppy mills once and for all. The movie also discusses the importance of ending animal testing in the cosmetics industry, as well as standing up to those who would pollute our environment.

Positive Role Models & Representations

Through direct action and protest, Marge stands up to the cosmetics industry's animal testing policies. Marge, Samantha, and Max stand up to those who are trying to turn an animal shelter into a puppy farm.

Violence & Scariness

One of the characters is knocked unconscious with a blow to the back of the head.

Sexy Stuff

Some innuendo. A talking dog makes reference to "getting lucky." In another scene, a character who understands what his dog is saying tells the other characters that his dog is saying something "X-Rated."


A talking dog says "Crap."

Drinking, Drugs & Smoking

In the midst of attempting a robbery, two antagonists pass a flask back and forth, taking sips.

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that Bailey's Billion$ is a farcical 2005 talking dog movie with some iffy humor. A romantic scene is broken up by the dog urinating on a nearby tree while announcing "Oh sweet relief!" There are also two instances of sexual innuendo, either as voiced by the dog himself, or translated by the dog's owner. Two antagonists pass a flask back and forth. Overall, this is a ludicrous premise wrapped in a formulaic plot, but in the midst of the silliness, characters are shown protesting animal testing in the cosmetics industry, and characters openly discuss the horrors of puppy mills. Even though the puppy mill shown in the movie is presented in a cartoonishly evil manner instead of how it really is, this movie does open the possibilities of discussing weightier matters concerning animal rights and environmental protection.

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Kid, 11 years old December 26, 2013

W O R S T M O V I E E V E R !

Terrible! Worst movie I've ever seen! STUPID! TERRIBLE! BORING! Actors were putrid, and it couldn't of been any worse.

What's the story?

In her will, the late Constance Pennington has left her billion-dollar fortune to her dog Bailey (voiced by Jon Lovitz), much to the displeasure of her greedy nephew Caspar (Tim Curry) and his greedier wife Dolores (Jennifer Tilly). Bailey also becomes CEO of the animal rights organization ARRF, where his guardian Ted (Dean Cain), an animal behaviorist with the ability to understand what Bailey is saying, translates Bailey's thoughts and opinions to his employees. Caspar and Dolores hatch a scheme to steal the inheritance from Bailey, and it's up to Ted -- with help from ARRF employee and animal-rights activist Marge, her daughter Sam, her friend Max, and Sam's dog Tessa -- to protect Bailey and stop ARRF from being turned into a clandestine puppy mill.

Is it any good?

While the actors certainly tried to make the best of it, BAILEY'S BILLION$ is hampered by a trite storyline and stale comedy. The ludicrous premise (a dog inherits a billion dollars and gets to be in charge of an animal welfare organization) would be more palatable if the titular dog had a unique personality and said things more entertaining than "Oh! What a sweet relief!" after urinating, but as it is, the dog has some of the most predictable lines in an already formulaic script.

Aside from the gleefully over-the-top acting (from Tim Curry and Jennifer Tilly, especially), the only other bright spot to this movie is a willingness to discuss weightier issues like animal rights, puppy mills, and single parenthood. Unfortunately though, these attempts at bringing these issues to the forefront are drowned out and constrained by the farcical overarching story and the attempts at keeping this movie sillier than it needed to be.

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about dog movies. How is this movie similar and different to other movies where dogs are the "lead characters?"

  • Do you agree with Marge's approaches to protecting the environment and protesting animal cruelty? Why or why not?

  • How is the puppy mill showed in the movie a cartoonish, over-the-top parody of real puppy mills? When does the film accurately discuss the terrible realities of puppy mills?

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