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By Jennifer Green
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Language, sex, drinking in clumsy Dutch romcom.
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F*ck Love Too
What's the Story?
In F*CK LOVE TOO, Lisa (Bo Maerten) has recently left her longtime beau Jim (Gesa Weisz) when she realizes he's not interested in settling down and having a family. Following her grandmother's death, she and her two best friends, Angela (Bettina Holwerda) and Kiki (Nienke Plas), decide to go on vacation to Ibiza to celebrate Kiki's engagement. There, Lisa starts a fling with an old friend, Noah (Dorian Bindels). Meanwhile, back home in Holland, Lisa's ex, Jack (Edwin Jonker), is about to become a father to two separate babies -- whose moms, Cindy (Victoria Koblenko) and Monica (Anouk Maas), don't know about each other. And Jack's best friend Said (Maurits Delchot) is having marital troubles -- again -- with his wife, Bo (Yolanthe Cabau).
Is It Any Good?
Nothing much works in this forced romcom except the put-together looks of its attractive 30-something cast. Intended laughs fall flat and dramatic situations feel largely shallow and artificial in F*ck Love Too. Some scenarios are surprisingly off-tone for the times, like a man asking his grumpy friend if he "has his period" or advising him to send a "d--k pic" (then sending him one of his own as inspiration), or a woman saying her "days of pleasure are numbered" because she's getting married. You can pile a bunch of beautiful people together, send them to Ibiza, and invent reasons for their relationships to go off course, but stringing it all together into a meaningful hour and a half requires something deeper than this film attempts.
Talk to Your Kids About ...
Families can talk about how the different couples in F*ck Love Too try to make their relationships work. Which couple seems to have the healthiest or strongest bond, and why?
A rap music video is shown to be in bad taste, but the singer seems nothing like his on-screen persona. Does this seem realistic? Why, or why not?
What does Jack, whom everyone calls selfish, learn over the course of the movie?
Movie Details
- On DVD or streaming : May 20, 2022
- Cast : Bo Maerten , Maurits Delchot , Edwin Jonker
- Directors : Appie Boudellah , Aram van de Rest
- Studio : Netflix
- Genre : Romance
- Topics : Friendship
- Run time : 92 minutes
- MPAA rating :
- Last updated : September 29, 2025
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