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Teen, 17 years old Written bydavyborn February 19, 2012

A memorable mess. Older tween's+ only

The Last Action Hero is still considered to be a massive box office disappointment, all these years later. Released in the summer of 1993 and surrounded by intense media buzz, marketing and promises to be the summer movie ticket of 1993, but instead, Jurassic Park cleaned house and torn it to shreds, leaving The last Action Hero almost completely forgotten and left in the dust, a mere month later. Now, there is still some real talent in this movie, with directing from john Mctiernan (Predator, Die Hard, The Hunt for Red October), and of course featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, but if that wasn't enough, it featured and absolutely star-studded list of cameos from the biggest actors at the time, including Robert Patrick, Sharon Stone, F. Murray Abraham and even a voice job done by Danny DeVito. Now, the story itself is actually rather imaginative and all, with a action movie obsessed boy being sucked into the world of action movies, and tagging along with Arnold Schwarzenegger, but underneath all of that is just some sub-par action sequences, obnoxious acting by the kid actor, awful cinematography a script that never ever even came close to sustaining the films spectacularly overlong 130 minute running time. Oh well. So, this movie is Rated PG-13, and as such, the content is fairly run-of-the-mill and about as average as you would expect it to be There is frequent action violence with many killings, shootings and explosions.. Also, there is frequent crude humor and innuendo, with a few jokes about premature ejaculation, several show girls running around in thongs and an attractive female character wearing extremely tight fitting outfits. Also, there is frequent cigar smoking and even a few references to cocaine, drug dealers and crack houses. And, finally, there is frequent but fairly average profanity, with a few uses of h-ll, sh-t, g-dd-mn,d-mn, a--h-le and a--. So, while i know that this movie has become some sort of a cult classic over the year, that is perfectly fine, and all the best to the fans, but for me, I prefer True Lies vastly over this.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Kid, 12 years old April 17, 2011

The perfect action flick that is bound to entertain people aged 9 and up

Awesome Schwarzenegger movie with lots of violence. Everything from shooting, to stabbing, to blowing people up is all included. There's also a prostitute in one scene that offers herself. Curse words like the f word are included. People smoke and talk about drugs at points. The movie advertises Coca Cola, Texaco, Planet Hollywood, Sylvester Stallone, E.T and even references to movies including Nightmare on Elm Street and King Kong.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Kid, 11 years old April 9, 2009

a must see!

so funny! this film has a funny moment at a funaral when the dead guy has a bomb inside him.
Teen, 15 years old Written byBaconpizza78 November 13, 2015

Awesome Arnie movie

The last action hero must have made so much in the box office. It has so much action (well, the title suggests that to) and laughs too. I just can't understand the hate. I don't understand critics, can they not just turn off their brains and enjoy a decent action film? It's for teens and up. There is loads of violence, with explosions, shootings, stabbings, crushing and people killed here and there but there's very little blood. There's a flashback to a child being thrown off a roof which will disturb young kids. The main characters are killed in an explosion but are brought back to life. The explosion is sudden it's when a man pickles up a device and Jack says ''dont touch...' and then the explosion. So it's best for teens and up
What other families should know
Too much violence
Teen, 17 years old Written byDiscordzrocks August 3, 2015

Fun Arnold swarchnegger spoof

This film is awesome from the animated cat to the terminator 2 poster But can get violent and a bit sexual
What other families should know
Too much violence