Machete Kills

  • Review Date: October 7, 2013
  • Rated: R
  • Genre: Action/Adventure
  • Release Year: 2013
  • Running Time: 107 minutes

Common Sense Media says

Over-the-top grindhouse sequel is full of bloody violence.
  • Review Date: October 7, 2013
  • Rated: R
  • Genre: Action/Adventure
  • Release Year: 2013
  • Running Time: 107 minutes

Age(i)

NOT FOR KIDS

Quality(i)

 

What parents need to know

Positive messages
There's no real attempt at a positive message amid the nonstop violence, sex, and sexual innuendo -- none of which has much in the way of consequences.
Positive role models
Machete is a powerful Hispanic character, and he tries to save the world, but his methods and actions are mostly destructive, with no consequences. Also some comic attempts at racial slurs by a bad guy ("beaner," "taco," etc.).
Violence
Very strong, frequent violence, all of it over-the-top and cartoonish, with geysers of blood and mountains of gore. Characters are frequently beheaded or split in half. One man is killed when the lead character slices into his stomach, grabs his intestines, and tosses them into the nearby whirling blades of a helicopter. In another scene, the lead character microwaves a packet of blood in a hospital, resulting in a huge blood spray. The movie is full of crazy weapons, and there are plenty of shootouts. Hand-to-hand and martial arts fighting are shown. A main character dies, a character's face is burned, and another loses an eye.
Sex
A Miss America competitor seduces Machete; as they start to have sex, the movie switches to a weird, distorted color scheme with the joke "put on your 3D glasses now" (the movie isn't in 3D). Sofia Vergara's character has a machine gun bra; she also has a smaller gun that fires, penis-like, from her crotch. One female character is seen wearing bottomless chaps, and all other female characters wear sexy or revealing outfits. There's a joke about fake breasts and other innuendo.
Language
Language is very strong and constant, starting with many uses of "f--k" and "s--t." There is also "d--k," "goddamn," "bitch," "motherf----r," "p---y," "snatch," "pecker," "blowing wad," "ass," "a--hole," "damn," "balls," and more.
Consumerism
A Pepsi machine is visible in one of Lady Gaga's scenes.
Drinking, drugs, & smoking
Machete takes a shot of tequila with the president of the United States. Secondary characters smoke cigars.

Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that, like Machete, Machete Kills attempts to re-create an intense, over-the-top "grindhouse" movie experience with gleefully excessive violence, sexuality, and language (though the energy seems to have flagged somewhat this time around). Violence includes tons of blood and gore, including a microwaved plasma bag that explodes and sprays all over a hospital room, plus multiple beheadings, slicings, guttings, and shootings, as well as fighting. Language is also very strong, with many uses of "f--k," "s--t," and "p---y." There's very little nudity, but viewers do see one sex scene and a woman wearing bottomless chaps, and there's some sexual innuendo. Plus, all the women in the movie are viewed as objects, dressed in sexy, revealing clothing (one even has a machine gun bra).

 

Parents say

Kids say

What's the story?

After their earlier adventures, Machete (Danny Trejo) and Sartana (Jessica Alba) have teamed up to take on drug cartels -- but then tragedy strikes. Thirsting for vengeance, Machete gets a call from the president of the United States (Charlie Sheen, credited under his birth name, Carlos Estevez). He's given a new mission: Find a madman (Demian Bichir) hiding in Mexico, and stop him from using a rogue missile to start a war. After a meeting with a secret agent (Amber Heard), Machete is on his way. Unfortunately, after much fighting and chasing, Machete learns that there's an even more sinister presence higher on up the ladder, and he wants Machete for a terrible experiment.

Is it any good?

QUALITY
 
As happened with the El Mariachi and the Spy Kids franchises, this Robert Rodriguez sequel once again falls short of its predecessor. Machete was arguably Rodriguez's best movie, but MACHETE KILLS -- while still passable -- comes nowhere close. It doesn't really push the envelope; instead of taking gleeful joy in breaking the rules, it only bends the rules -- and doesn't seem too excited about it.
 
Perhaps the trouble is that Rodriguez seems more invested in making the audience care about its stoic hero. Or perhaps he's relying more on silly gimmicks, such as Sofia Vergara's machine gun bra or casting four well-known actors as the disguises of a mysterious bounty hunter known as "El Chameleon." The movie is overall less funny and less sexy than the original, although, in the lead role, Trejo is just as cool as ever, and there's at least one great grindhouse moment involving a man's intestines and the blades of a helicopter.

Families can talk about...

  • Families can talk about Machete Kills' intentionally shocking material. Why would the extreme violence of this film be considered entertaining? Is it meant to be taken seriously? How can you tell?

  • Is Machete a heroic character? Is he meant to be seen as a role model? Do his actions have positive or negative effects?
  • Are the women in this movie strong female characters, or are they stereotypes?
  • Do you think films like this only appeal to a certain audience? Who is that audience, and why are they drawn to material like this? Are the vintage '60s and '70s exploitation movies that this one was inspired by still relevant today?

Movie details

Theatrical release date:October 11, 2013
DVD release date:January 21, 2014
Cast:Amber Heard, Danny Trejo, Mel Gibson, Sofia Vergara
Director:Robert Rodriguez
Studio:Open Road Films
Genre:Action/Adventure
Run time:107 minutes
MPAA rating:R
MPAA explanation:strong bloody violence throughout, language and some sexual content

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Teen, 15 years old Written byStevie111 October 28, 2013
AGE
15
QUALITY
 

Extremely bloody, very original, action movie

People are gutted and slaughtered all the time with all kinds of over the top antics, but it is AMAZING! Pretty mature, but AMAZING!
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Kid, 9 years old December 7, 2013
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN WATCH THIS MOVIE!

If you are a parent still do not watch this movie it is so bad! the actors and actresses were not that good either! It has so much curses sex and more and the place were it plays is so colorful you barely can not see the screen! do not let your child watch this movie at all because the blood in it is intense and very bad i am warning you do not watch this movie or you will get headches
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Written byAnonymous October 11, 2013
AGE
18
QUALITY
 

25+ Film. 21+ If they are Mature for this film. But not for anyone Under 21.

Woah! This film is Not For Kids. Just look at Common Sense Media's Rating. OK because is film does have Over the top Violence, Very Strong Sexual Innuendo, A Lot of Bad Language, For the Consumerism is Lady GaGa & Pepsi. Plus Lady GaGa is in this scene., Smoking is in this movie too.
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much consumerism
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking

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