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Violence and language in British soccer comedy-drama.
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Mean Machine
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What's the Story?
MEAN MACHINE follows imprisoned former England soccer captain Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones) as he rallies a team of fellow incarcerated men to play a match against the prison's guards.
Is It Any Good?
This is an enthusiastic but uneven retelling of The Longest Yard, which was originally made in 1974 starring Burt Reynolds and later remade in 2005 starring Adam Sandler. Mean Machine pits Jones' wayward former soccer star Danny Meehan against a group of corrupt prison officials and violent incarcerated people. With most plot points and key decisions seemingly resolved by some good (and not-so-good) natured skirmishes, the movie attempts to tread the line between funny and serious as well as heroic and tragic. It makes for an odd mix and leads to a hurried ending, but by that point all eyes are on the spectacle of Danny's squad of incarcerated people taking on an opposing team of prison guards in a climactic soccer match. The finale is as rough and ready as what precedes it. Much of the sweary, throwaway humor is particularly dated now, too, but there are probably enough nods to the history of the beautiful game to keep soccer fans just on side.
Talk to Your Kids About ...
Families can talk about the violence in Mean Machine. Did the comedic elements make it less shocking? Why, or why not? Does exposure to violent media desensitize kids to violence?
Discuss the strong language used. What did it contribute to the movie? Is a certain kind of language expected in a movie like this?
The movie is a remake. Have you seen any other versions? If so, how did this one compare? Why do you think some movies are remade?
Movie Details
- In theaters : February 22, 2002
- On DVD or streaming : July 16, 2002
- Cast : Vinnie Jones , Jason Statham , Danny Dyer
- Director : Barry Skolnick
- Studio : Paramount Classics
- Genre : Comedy
- Topics : Sports ( Soccer )
- Run time : 99 minutes
- MPAA rating :
- MPAA explanation : language and some violence
- Last updated : April 27, 2026
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