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May 3, 2023
These will ruin our children
I hate violent videogames, there going to make our kids violent and kill people! This is almost worse than the growing destruction the liberals are bringing to our country!
Anyways... Just sign the petition dammit.
Ah, that's the stuff.
Where the flowers grow.
Did someone slaughter a goat in here? No seriously, I wanna know.
Get down if you don't want to die!
Get the fuck down!
Ugh, 'health pipe' my ass, that stuff is addictive.
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March 3, 2022
Go postal
This cant be good for me but i feel great
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April 12, 2023
Uhh
I regret everything.
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May 12, 2021
petitions.
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June 13, 2019
Possibly the funniest movie i've ever watched!
This movie is great! The movie stars Zack Ward as the Postal Dude, a seemingly-normal guy trying to fight his way from terroists, the president, and others.
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August 24, 2012
postal stupid, gross, horribley funny
postal its a franchise you hear lots of bad things about but really its a grand father for most open world 1st person games. The film is a action comedy film that try's to be really stupid and gross and really is. now is it a bad movie NO! its not the best movie either it defiently is not in my top ten movies but lets get into the movie. the movie revolves around a slacker and average joe the postal dude played by the not known at the time zack ward and oh yeah there is a completely nude dave foley for a good 5 minutes of the film im not going to fa in becuase the film does not really have a plot (or a really good one) but it is a cult classic
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December 13, 2011
NOT A VERY GOOD REVIEWER.
YOUR KIDS HAVE SEEN WORSE THINGS ,EH THE BLOOD ISN'T BAD AT ALL COMPARED TO SOME MOVIES AND IF YOUR KIDS HAVE PLAYED THE VIDEO GAME(IVE PLAYED POSTAL 1 AND POSTAL 2 AND FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN IN THOSE GAMES THE VIOLENCE IS MUCH WORSE.ASFOR SEX,DON'T WORRY IT'S PART OF LIFE I SAW IT WHEN I WAS 10 AND MY BROTHER WHO'S SEVEN AT THATTIME AND MY DAD IT WASN'T BAD AT ALL
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November 18, 2011
Cool
Postal dude tries to make wrongs rights
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December 28, 2009
If your kids have played the video game, they will definitely be fine with this film. The game was very morbid and violent, but also fairly smart in terms of social-commentary and hillarious at times. The movie does have violence but is not as bad as the game, however the movie is fairly faithful in terms of humor. Anyway, it has pretty much everything that is objectional, however I think most mature teens can handle it.