A Lot or a Little?
What you will—and won't—find in this movie.
Movie's main message is, perhaps, that rich people are evil, have become rich because they're evil. That message may be relevant and satisfying, but it's also not really very useful.
Positive Role Models
Main character Sam is likable enough, but she's something of a doormat who's never really able to take control of her own destiny; if she does, it's thanks to the help of others.
Violence & Scariness
Very strong blood and gore, often played as comical. Streaming, gurgling blood, etc. Creepy-looking organs extracted from characters' mouths or wounds. Characters hacked up with sharp objects. Guns and shooting. A character punches a kid. Child with blood on her face. A woman wearing a huge drill (mounted to her crotch area) drills through another character's midsection. Character stabbed in head. Other fighting, punching. Strange creatures/monsters. Pile of guts. Characters eat bloody organs. Zapping with Taser. Pins and needles poking out of character's skin. Vomiting worms. Neck-slicing. Character bites into live rabbit. Severed head. Character "drowns," water spurting from her mouth and eye sockets. Characters die.
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Sex, Romance & Nudity
Strongly suggested teen sex; woman on top of man, heavy breathing. Several topless women, briefly seen. Brief naked bottoms; brief fondling. Full-frontal female nudity, shown from a distance and blurry. Man takes off clothes (except underwear), expecting to have sex with a woman; he tears at her clothing. Woman strips down to her underwear. Very strong sex-related talk. Kissing. Woman in skimpy tank top. Woman wears huge drill mounted to her crotch area (called a "killdo"). Partly naked woman tied to bed (sensitive parts covered).
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Very strong, frequent language includes many uses of "f--k" and "s--t," plus "motherf----r," "t-ts," "a--hole," "ass," "d--k," "bitch," "whore," "goddamn," "damn," "hell," "boobs," "balls," "piss," "boning," "retarded," "cooch," "vag," "cherry," and "oh my God" (as an exclamation).
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Products & Purchases
Mention of Walmart.
Drinking, Drugs & Smoking
Character snorts cocaine. Main characters gulp from bottle of whisky. Brief pot smoking. White "knockout" powder blown in main character's face. References to drugs.
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Parents Need to Know
Parents need to know that Satanic Panic is a horror-comedy about a pizza delivery driver (Hayley Griffith) who becomes entangled with a cult of Satan worshippers. Much of the blood and gore are played for laughs, but you can still expect to see organs pulled from human bodies through mouths or other open wounds, creepy monsters and creatures, punching, slicing, drilling, guns/shooting, death, and more. Language is very strong, with many uses of "f--k," "s--t," and much more, plus frequent sex-related talk. There's suggested teen sex (a young woman is shown on top of a man, with heavy breathing sounds), brief full-frontal nudity, toplessness, naked bottoms (with groping), kissing, men and women stripping down to their underwear, and more. Drug references include a character snorting cocaine, brief pot-smoking, and two young women gulping a bottle of whisky. To stay in the loop on more movies like this, you can sign up for weekly Family Movie Night emails.
Is It Any Good?
This horror-comedy might have had the potential to provide shocking delights and ghoulish laughs, but it ends up unappealing and flat, with overly broad attempts at humor and not much horror. That said, Satanic Panic -- written by Grady Hendrix and directed by Chelsea Stardust -- is definitely enthusiastic. But the tones just don't match up or make sense. The movie is brightly colored yet oddly unattractive. In the lead role, Griffith is likable enough but also a little flat; her reactions to the wild things happening around her never inspire tingles -- or laughter.
Romijn tries out an interestingly detached approach to her Satanist character that also doesn't quite click. And her red-robed cohorts feel like something out of a slapsticky sitcom. Slightly better is Modine (from the Happy Death Day movies, which got the humorous/horror tone just right), affecting a snappy patter for her character that at least keeps things moving. But it's Jerry O'Connell who gets the biggest laughs in a brief, doomed role as Danica's not-too-bright layabout husband (he's also Romijn's real-life husband). His "I don't care" attitude is the only thing that breaks through Satanic Panic's overall blandness.
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