Sharknado

Movie review by
Brian Costello, Common Sense Media
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Blood, gore in hilarious B-movie make this best for teens.
  • NR
  • 2013
  • 90 minutes

Parents say

age 13+
Based on 4 reviews

Kids say

age 14+
Based on 43 reviews

A lot or a little?

Parents' guide to what's in this movie.

Positive messages

Perhaps an argument could be made that these characters show through talk and discussion the importance of being prepared for every kind of emergency, but the utter ridiculousness of the story line makes this argument both difficult and absurd.

Positive role models & representations

Although the lead character Fin displays incredible acts of valor and preaches the importance of being prepared for every kind of emergency, the total and complete unreality of the premise overshadows the bravery on display.

Violence

Unrealistic and ludicrous violence. Frequent bloody shark attacks. Characters are shown getting limbs bitten off by sharks. Characters are shown being eaten alive by sharks. A character is crushed to death by a Ferris wheel that rolls off its foundation during a hurricane. Another character is killed by a giant piece of debris.

Sex

A drunk man at a bar makes frequent sexual advances toward the cocktail server.

Language

"Hell." After sharks attack the first floor of a house, kill one of the characters, and leave the house a mess of bloody flooded water, a character says that it looks "like it's that time of the month down there."

Consumerism

Banners advertising J.C. Penney are prominently displayed on a half-pipe being ridden by skateboarders.

Drinking, drugs & smoking

The main character, Fin, owns a bar, where characters are shown drinking and behaving in an intoxicated manner.

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that Sharknado is a 2013 made-for-TV movie that is so bad, it's brilliant. The gore and the blood -- sharks eating people whole or biting off their limbs -- make this one to avoid for younger kids, but for older teens and parents looking for something campy and mindless, you could do much worse. The dialogue, the "special effects," and the very premise of the story itself are -- intentional or not -- so ludicrous, it needs to be seen to be believed. Aside from this, there is some drinking throughout -- the main character is the owner of a beachside bar -- and a tasteless and gratuitous joke made by one of the characters about how the first floor of a house flooded with bloody water looks like "that time of the month."

User Reviews

Parent of a 12 year old Written bythewafmonstern March 19, 2015
Let your kids watch this
Parent Written byTeeLeeves July 21, 2015

Terrible movie

You think it's going to be a cheesy terrible but still watchable movie and it's not. It's just a trashy movie (lots and lots of scantily (half na...
Teen, 16 years old Written byRockAndRollKid June 21, 2014

It's a gory so bad it's good film. B- movie

First off you must all know sharknado is very cheesy and comedy cold with the affects. So when the parts get gory theres no special effects what so ever. Anyway...
Kid, 10 years old January 18, 2014

Cheesey but funny

It made me laugh because it was so cheesy and fake. Although this, there are some bloody scenes and stuff. Weak tummy people might have a problem with all of th...

What's the story?

Hurricane David is making its way up from Mexico toward Southern California, and, besides high winds and flooding, it's also bringing with it hundreds of ravenous sharks attacking every human being they come across. This is especially bad news for Fin (Ian Ziering), a surfer who owns a beachside bar in Santa Monica. As the hurricane comes in, Fin witnesses firsthand the brutal shark attacks, escapes from the bar with his employees and one of the regulars (John Heard), and decides he must rescue his estranged ex-wife (Tara Reid) and his kids before seeking higher ground. But the storm is relentless, and the sharks keep finding ways to swim through the floodwaters throughout the Los Angeles area. Hurricane David culminates in a giant tornado filled with these sharks, and it's up to Fin, with the help of his helicopter-flying son, his friends, family, and coworkers, to try to stop the "sharknado" from claiming any more lives.

Is it any good?

Citizen Kane it ain't, but SHARKNADO, with the right attitude, is pure entertainment. True, the special effects, the dialogue, and the very premise of the story are completely stupid and ludicrous, but that's all part of the fun. You don't watch Sharknado to bask in a cinematic masterwork; you watch it because it's hilariously mindless, a deliberately campy romp of a cheesy horror film. To expect more from something like this is downright absurd.

Does it even make sense within the already insane parameters it has set for itself? No. It's a fun B-movie -- pure and simple -- one that basks in the conventions of the form. Yes, it's bad, but that certainly doesn't make it unwatchable. The blood and the gore, however, should reserve this one for teens and older folks, but even those who fear sharks should find this too unbelievable to be anything but laughable.

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about B-movies. What is so appealing about these types of films?

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  • Do you think this movie was deliberately or unintentionally a B-movie, or was it a bit of both?

  • Where did the movie seem somewhat satirical? Was it clever in any way? What do you think you're supposed to take away from the movie, if anything?

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