Sharknado 5: Global Swarming
By Brian Costello,
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Yet another horrible sequel in tired, violent sci-fi series.
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Based on 5 parent reviews
True Classic this film is. Give it 10 stars I must. Incredibly deep the characters are and very cool the acting is. Reccomend this I do. All oscars win this film must.
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What's the Story?
Nova (Cassandra Scerbo), on a fact-finding mission near Stonehenge to stop the Sharknado attacks at what she believes to be the source, unwittingly unleashes a global sharknado attack in SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING. Fin (Ian Ziering), his robot wife April (Tara Reid), and their son Gil also happen to be in England, meeting with the UK Prime Minister (Chris Kattan) en route to a NATO meeting. But instead, they must now battle the sharknadoes everywhere they turn up, especially since Gil has gone missing inside one of the sharknadoes. The battle takes them all over the world -- Switzerland, Australia, Italy, Egypt, etc. -- but even with the encouragement of Queen Charo, Pope Fabio, and a horrendous attempt at rock and roll from Bret Michaels, the global sharknado attacks appear on the verge of destroying the planet.
Is It Any Good?
Are there any good "Part 5" sequels? No. "But the Sharknado movies are so bad, they're good!" you might say. While this might have been true when the first Sharknado wreaked havoc on Southern California in 2013, the same stale gags and cheesy CGI-infused battle scenes and terrible dialogue and D-list celebrity cameos in Sharknado 5: Global Swarming are so beyond played out, you just wish the franchise would stop already. Please.
Unfortunately, it's strongly implied that, of course, there's going to be a Sharknado 6. It's also strongly implied that this sixth movie might be the one that ends it once and for all. But maybe that's just wishful thinking.
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Movie Details
- On DVD or streaming: March 1, 2022
- Cast: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Cassie Scerbo
- Director: Anthony C. Ferrante
- Studio: Asylum Home Entertainment
- Genre: Comedy
- Topics: Ocean Creatures
- Run time: 90 minutes
- MPAA rating: NR
- Last updated: April 21, 2022
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