Kid reviews for Shoot 'Em Up

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Common Sense says

age 18+

Based on our expert review

Parents say

age 16+

Based on 5 reviews

Kids say

age 15+

Based on 10 reviews

age 16+

Lots of action in this 80-minute thrill ride

Shoot 'Em Up has quite a lot of action, I really enjoyed this movie. It has a really quotable and funny line which is (spoiler alert if you haven't seen this movie), "Eat your vegetables." which is what Smith says after shoving a carrot into an antagonist's head. I have actually been quoting that line quite a bit, I was in a park a couple of months ago and I was just running around, quoting that line so that people could hear me saying it. I'm like "Eat your vegetables!" to a group of girls in the park, and they're like "He said eat your vegetables.' Lol! Anyways back onto my thoughts on this movie. It can be disappointing because there are a few pauses between the action, but aside that this is a pure, high-octane action thrill ride, and I loved this movie. There is some strong sex, including (spoiler alert!) a shootout that happens during a sex scene. That scene is quite cool, to be honest! You're having sex and gunning your enemies down, that's awesome, man! But anyway, there are multiple violent scenes, some involving carrots, and some strong language, so I'd recommend this for ages 16 and up.

This title has:

Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
age 15+

Shoot 'Em Up: Movie Review

Hello, I will be reviewing the movie, Shoot 'Em Up. Violence and Gore: The violence in this movie is endless, I mean, endless. The action has a dark sense of humor, there are constant gunfights with a body count close to 100. People are killed by guns, carrots, and crazy ways. There is a shot a person's chest shot open. A hand is decapitated, but, it's unknown how the hand is decapitated. A man's fingers are broken. The gore, is very crazy and endless, I mean CRAZY. The gore ranges from a regular gunshot wound to blood splattering and spewing. Sex: There is a lot. Women are seen having intercourse, and a man is seen dripping milk from a women's breast. Profanity: There are: 12 f-cks, 5 -sses, 4 sh-ts, 4 sons of b-tches, 3 p-ssies, 2 t-ts (used non-offensively), 1 b-tch, and 1 pr-ck. Also 8 instances of "hell", 6 of "Goddamn", 3 of "My God", 2 of "damn", 1 of "By God", and 1 of "crap". A neon sign says: F*** Y** Overall: This movie is funny, gritty, and dark at the same time. People should be extremely aware of the gore and the sex depicted in the movie. It's a good movie, but, beware of the content. Thanks for reading!

This title has:

Too much violence
Too much sex
age 16+

Shoot Em Up!

The Title says it all, this movie is non-stop shoot em up throughout! It was an interesting experience to say the least. The plot was almost nonexistant, but the action made up for it. People are killed in so many crazy yet awesome ways. There is some pretty bad language, and a brief nudity scene while they walk through a nightclub. However, It was very entertaining to watch, and will provide nonstop laughter the whole way through!

This title has:

Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
age 13+

Good, funny, violent action spoof!

A funny little, what I would call "action spoof" sure there's mild nudity and a ton of violence, but after all, porn is just two clicks away, and there's plenty of violence in the news!

This title has:

Too much sex
age 15+

SHOOT CLIVE SHOOT

CLIVE OWEN IS AWESOME IN ONE OF THE MOST VIOLENT MOVIES EVER. LOTS OF SEX AND SWEARING BUT THIS FILM IS FUNNY YET VIOLENT AT THE SAME TIME IT'S A SPOOF OF ACTION FILMS ASWELL.
age 12+

Shoot Em Up

Very violent, the movie is almost entirely gunfire. Not the best plot but some will think it is good because of all the violence, gunfire, and action scenes.
not rated for age

Way over-the-top adrenaline rushed spoof

I enjoyed the movie for it's way over the top violence, and i laughed hard at some of the movie's comedy. The movie is very hyperactive and stylized throughout with spoofs from everything to Bugs Bunny and Pulp Fiction. I found the violence very comical and stylized although there was alot of blood and some unrealistic gore, yet nothing was too disturbing. The language was everything you would expect at an r-rated film. The overall message had no moral whatsoever yet what i found most disturbing was the sexual themes, since one of the main charactors is a prostitute that can lead for some sexual situations so be warned. I found Shoot Em Up very unique and very enjoyable for an older audience, but i think it's okay for people around my age if you know the difference between hollywood guts and blood between real gore.
not rated for age

LAME!

Just a WASTE OF TIME!!!
not rated for age

Decent..

Decent, but very awkward to watch depending on who you're watching it with. The storyline is nearly nonexistant, and the character development is awful, with over-exaggerated violence and some disturbing sex scenes. Overall, the movie was good for a laugh, but make sure you're not watching it with anyone you'd be embarrassed with.
not rated for age

cheesey yet fun shooter