Splash

Allen jumps overboard as a child and later almost drowns when he falls in the water and is hit on the head by a boat. In a series of comic pratfalls, Walter is constantly beaten up for throwing water on the wrong woman, and nearly run over by an Army jeep. Most of the violence is offscreen. Lead character smacked in the crotch by a mermaid fin.

Madison is often shown naked from the back, with only her hair covering her private parts. Freddy is lecherous, bringing porn magazines into work, bragging of getting an erotic letter published in Penthouse, dropping coins to look up girls' skirts, etc. Allen is naked in a tub of water in a research lab, covering his private parts with his hands. Allen and Madison are shown in bed together and making out in the elevator. They talk about having sex in every room in his apartment. Freddy convinces a skeptical security guard that he is a Swedish marine biologist by telling the guard in Swedish, "I have a 12-inch penis." When asked how he learned Swedish, Allen says he learned from watching Swedish pornographic films. An elderly secretary who seems to be senile is shown wearing her bra on the outside.

Occasional profanity: "bitch," "son of a bitch," "goddamn," "hell." In Swedish, one of the characters tells a military guard, "I have a 12-inch penis." When asked how he learned Swedish, he says he picked it up watching Swedish pornographic movies. Talk of sex, talk of sex with a mermaid.

After a wedding, lead character gets extremely drunk at a bar, slurring his speech while trying to lament his lack of a love life to bar patrons and the bartender. Cigarette smoking. Beer drinking. Wine drinking.