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Touching Christmas Eve romantic dramedy; language, drinking.
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The Baltimorons
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What's the Story?
In THE BALTIMORONS, it's Christmas Eve, and Cliff (Michael Strassner), a former improv performer who's six months sober, is going to have dinner with his fiancée, Brittany (Olivia Luccardi), at her family's house. Unfortunately, he slips on a loose brick on their front porch and knocks out a tooth. Bleeding profusely, Cliff searches for any dentist who might be open, and he finds Didi (Liz Larsen). She's not amused by Cliff's fear of needles, nor by his goofy behavior once he's on nitrous oxide. When he's finished, he realizes that his car has been towed, so Didi finds herself driving him to the impound lot—and then, when the lot seems to be closed, helping him break his car out. After that, Cliff invites Didi to dinner, and they spend some time looking for a restaurant until she works up the courage to visit her daughter and her newly remarried ex-husband instead, with Cliff's help. Following that, they visit an improv show, which Brittany has strictly forbidden, lest Cliff fall off the wagon. As the night grows later and their adventures pile up, Cliff begins to rethink his life and love.
Is It Any Good?
This extremely simple but sweet, touching, and memorable holiday comedy-romance gets its power from its deep commitment to its characters and their backgrounds, concerns, flaws, and longings. Named after Cliff's improv comedy group, The Baltimorons was directed by Jay Duplass and co-written by Duplass and star Strassner. It's Duplass' first time directing a feature since the similarly simple and warmly effective The Do-Deca-Pentathlon—and his first time making a movie without his brother, Mark. But it continues the small-scale, somewhat metaphysical style of character studies the brothers are both known for (i.e., The Puffy Chair, Cyrus, Jeff, Who Lives at Home).
On the surface, not much happens, and characters interact in an almost mundane way, but there also seems to be something greater going on, some spiritual kind of connection. Here, Cliff and Didi may seem to have absolutely nothing in common—and, indeed, Didi almost seems to not like Cliff at all, so their relationship can feel a little off-putting. But over the course of their evening together, they find something intangible, something that viewers might not even be able to see and feel, but it's something they share. During the ride, Duplass gently and tenderly deals with some of the characters' most pressing troubles, not finding solutions, but simple steps forward. Its vaguely questionable title aside, The Baltimorons is a small treasure, good enough to become a perennial holiday re-watch.
Talk to Your Kids About ...
Families can talk about how The Baltimorons depicts alcohol abuse and recovery. Are there realistic consequences for Cliff's drinking? Is his recovery depicted as a positive step? How so?
How does the movie address suicide? What should you do if you're worried about a friend or family member? (If you or someone you love is in crisis, you can contact the 988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline by dialing 988.)
Do characters demonstrate positive communication?
How does the rule of improv—always respond with "yes, and..."—play into this story and the characters' relationships?
Movie Details
- In theaters : September 5, 2025
- On DVD or streaming : September 5, 2025
- Cast : Michael Strassner , Liz Larsen , Olivia Luccardi
- Director : Jay Duplass
- Inclusion Information : Female Movie Actor(s)
- Studio : IFC Films
- Genre : Romance
- Topics : Holidays ( Christmas )
- Run time : 99 minutes
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- MPAA explanation : language
- Last updated : September 14, 2025
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