Kid reviews for The Cold Light of Day

Common Sense says

Amazingly dumb thriller has violence and sexual content.
Based on our expert review

Parents say

age 14+
Based on 1 review

Kids say

age 13+
Based on 4 reviews
Teen, 17 years old Written bymoviebuff6996 June 3, 2013

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“Although The Cold Light of Day has some nice scenery; it ultimately is a terrible movie with poor acting, blatant advertising, unconvincing action scenes, logic holes, plot holes, bad directing, along with a bad script to provide for the poor story that makes no sense and an ending that is totally ridiculous. Ultimately The Cold Light of Day is a terrible movie”.

This title contains:

Violence & scariness
Drinking, Drugs & Smoking
Teen, 15 years old Written byFox101 January 29, 2013

Wow. Just WOW.

This movie is gratuitously violent, but somehow manages to do so in a boring way! The plot is thin at best, when there actually does appear to be a plot (remember, WHEN there appears to be a plot), and the least they could have done would have been to splice in a few action sequences. Instead, we get brief (yet seemingly drawn-out because they're so boring) tussles that end in stabbings. Oh, and a heck of a lot of scenes that consist mainly of the main character's goofy running. Characters drink alchohol, and there's about 30 seconds of what could easily be mistaken for a Coca-Cola commercial, if not for the pathetic movie encasing it. To say that Bruce Willis stars in this movie makes me fall to the floor laughing, but the real thinker is why the heck they put him on the movie poster!!! His character is important, sure, but he gets murdered within the first 20 MINUTES!!! It astounds me that anyone in Hollywood had the time, money, and proper amount of IDIOCY to produce this failure. If you do end up seeing it, just enjoy it for how excessively corny it is.

This title contains:

Violence & scariness
Sexy stuff
Language
Consumerism
Drinking, Drugs & Smoking
Teen, 15 years old Written byMoviedudde18 September 13, 2012

TDLOD

Stupid and bland action movie has NO cool action.
Kid, 12 years old April 16, 2017