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The Cold Light of Day

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“Although The Cold Light of Day has some nice scenery; it ultimately is a terrible movie with poor acting, blatant advertising, unconvincing action scenes, logic holes, plot holes, bad directing, along with a bad script to provide for the poor story that makes no sense and an ending that is totally ridiculous. Ultimately The Cold Light of Day is a terrible movie”.

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age 13+

Wow. Just WOW.

This movie is gratuitously violent, but somehow manages to do so in a boring way! The plot is thin at best, when there actually does appear to be a plot (remember, WHEN there appears to be a plot), and the least they could have done would have been to splice in a few action sequences. Instead, we get brief (yet seemingly drawn-out because they're so boring) tussles that end in stabbings. Oh, and a heck of a lot of scenes that consist mainly of the main character's goofy running. Characters drink alchohol, and there's about 30 seconds of what could easily be mistaken for a Coca-Cola commercial, if not for the pathetic movie encasing it. To say that Bruce Willis stars in this movie makes me fall to the floor laughing, but the real thinker is why the heck they put him on the movie poster!!! His character is important, sure, but he gets murdered within the first 20 MINUTES!!! It astounds me that anyone in Hollywood had the time, money, and proper amount of IDIOCY to produce this failure. If you do end up seeing it, just enjoy it for how excessively corny it is.

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age 13+

TDLOD

Stupid and bland action movie has NO cool action.