The Crimson Pirate

  • Review Date: May 29, 2007
  • Rated: NR
  • Genre: Action/Adventure
  • Release Year: 1952
  • Running Time: 106 minutes

Common Sense Media says

Carnival-like 1950s pirate yarn is fun for all.
  • Review Date: May 29, 2007
  • Rated: NR
  • Genre: Action/Adventure
  • Release Year: 1952
  • Running Time: 106 minutes

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What parents need to know

Positive messages

Even though Vallo is an outlaw who (initially) plans to betray a bunch of good guys to make himself and his crew richer, he changes his mind and ends up a Robin Hood-type do-gooder. Still, you don't want kids imitating scenes in which he and his cohort toss TNT back and forth as a joke. Though the setting is supposedly in Spanish Caribbean waters, almost all the actors are white (the only outstandingly "ethnic" type is a proud Irishman).

Violence & scariness

Mostly slapstick violence, much in the vein of a Three Stooges fracas (complete with appropriate sound effects). There are stabbings and explosions, cannon fire, a flame thrower, and the heroine's elderly father is whipped and tortured (mostly off-screen).

Sexy stuff

Almost none, except for kissing and generalized talk about pirates "molesting" their female prisoners. A sight gag involves the heroes dressing in drag.

Language
Not applicable
Consumerism
Not applicable
Drinking, drugs, & smoking

Social drinking and talk of fondness for liquor. One of the heroes smokes cigars.

Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that this is as much a slapstick comedy as an action-adventure picture. Don't expect even something as serious-minded as the Disney Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's a quite lighthearted, innocent Technicolor romp of the old school. Violence is mostly slapstick, but it's still a movie with pirates in it, so you'll find stabbings and explosions, cannon fire, a flame thrower, and the heroine's elderly father is whipped and tortured (mostly off-screen). Two characters toss around TNT as a joke.

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What's the story?

Captain Vallo (Burt Lancaster), a dashing ocean pirate who captures a Spanish ship sent to quell a colonial uprising in the Caribbean, decides to profit off both sides. He not only sells the weapons on board to the rebels, but sells the rebels out to the governor's imperial forces. Vallo changes his mind, though, when he falls in love with the rebel leader's daughter, Consuelo (Eva Bartok). Because he's violated "the pirate code" by putting personal feelings ahead of plunder, Vallo is overthrown by his own crew, and the Spanish authorities plan to marry Consuelo off to the elderly governor to cement their power. But one of Vallo's remaining allies among the islanders, a Ben Franklin-type inventor-revolutionary, helps come up with homebrew high-explosives, a giant balloon, mobile cannons, and other gadgets to fight back against the Spanish and recapture Vallo's pirate ship.

Is it any good?

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Though he became associated with ultra-serious roles in a long and varied filmography, star Burt Lancaster had an early career as a circus acrobat, one he put to good use in The Crimson Pirate, a flighty, swashbuckling romp in which he swings like Tarzan from mast to mast and rallies a bunch of villagers to invent the tank and the machine gun and the submarine several centuries early. It's pure popcorn escapism that still holds up well.

Playing out like a live-action cartoon, it's charming folderol, with practically no sense of danger, but lots of good humor, bright-colored costumes, impressive vessels, great stunts, and some clever lines -- or lack of them, in the case of Vallo's mute sidekick Ojo (Nick Cravat), who utters not a word, yet makes himself perfectly understood through miming and prop-comedy. The filmmakers even things out by giving the main villain his own nonverbal henchman, played by longtime screen menace Christopher Lee.

Families can talk about...

  • Families can talk about the appeal of pirate movies. This one is pretty far out, even by modern standards. Can you think of any realistic ones? You could use this to turn kids on to the classic Burt Lancaster dramas, or compare the fantasy pirates of the movies to the privateers and freebooters in real life.

Movie details

Theatrical release date:September 27, 1952
DVD release date:July 1, 2003
Cast:Burt Lancaster, Christopher Lee, Eva Bartok, Nick Cravat
Director:Robert Siodmak
Studio:Warner Home Video
Genre:Action/Adventure
Run time:106 minutes
MPAA rating:NR

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Parent of a 5 and 9 year old Written byBarcelonaMum September 8, 2013
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Great classic pirate film!

My son's favourite film since he was 6. The violence (Pirate fights) is cartoon-like . The action scenes are so funny he just loves it.
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