The Footballest

Some slapstick violence as characters are barged over, thrown to the floor, or have a soccer ball hit them in the face causing their glasses to fall off. Most of this takes place on the soccer pitch. Character falls from a tree and is shown with multiple grazes on their face. Some light hitting between siblings and friends. A drone hits someone in the face. Characters hallucinate about their childhood fears, such as being eaten by a giant stuffed bear or having a dentist put a filling in their mouth without anesthetic. Parent is tied-up for their own good. Characters smash through windows. Door is blown open causing an explosion. Parents of an opposing football team shout "jokey" violent abuse, including "slit their throats" and "use machetes." Reference to a dead grandparent. A character pretends their parent was eaten by a shark.

Characters -- including tweens -- kiss. Discussion between tweens about good looks and being attracted to each other. Tween continually refers to another as "babe." Reference to "kissing with tongues." Characters discuss being -- or wanting to be -- in relationships.

Language includes "suckers," "corkhead," and "loser." "Hell" and "God" are also used as exclamations. An ongoing joke involves a character about to say "s--t" and "bastards," but has a hand placed over their mouth before they can finish saying the word. Character pretends that they have a condition that causes them to "pee themselves."

Characters have their drinks spiked with a concoction of drugs, including sleeping pills, which causes them to hallucinate and pass out. Reference to smoking and doping.