The Wicker Man

  • Review Date: December 19, 2006
  • Rated: PG-13
  • Genre: Horror
  • Release Year: 2006
  • Running Time: 97 minutes

Common Sense Media says

Horror remake about murderous cult. Not for kids.
  • Review Date: December 19, 2006
  • Rated: PG-13
  • Genre: Horror
  • Release Year: 2006
  • Running Time: 97 minutes

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What parents need to know

Positive messages

Women in cult appear to subjugate "their" men and set up Edward for human sacrifice; Edward tries to "help people," but ends up easily fooled by ex-fiancée.

Violence

Car smashed by a truck in front of Edward, then bursts into flames (he sees versions of this trauma repeatedly, as flashbacks); Edward finds a bloodied corpse; Edward pulls his gun on a girl to get her bike; Edward is allergic to bees and attacked by a swarm, leaving him swollen, unconscious, near dead; Edward fights with several women near end, kicking and slamming them into walls and to the floor; Edward is beset by a swarm of women, bloodied, beaten, and tied up; Edward is set on fire (by a little girl) and screams as he burns to death (from a distance, his figure is recognizable).

Sex

Schoolgirls recite that men represent a "phallic symbol" island women seek to perform a "fertility ritual" a couple kisses (standing and clothed).

Language

One f-word, plus several instances of "s--t," "hell," and "damn."

Consumerism
Not applicable
Drinking, drugs, & smoking

Cop smokes cigarette; Edward takes prescription drugs following his trauma; he drinks "mead" ("honey, herbs, and whatnot"); extras drink in bar.

Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that the plot sets up an agrarian cult of women who sacrifice humans and animals to a "fertility goddess." The eventual sacrifice is harrowing, as the victim is dragged, beaten, tied up, and burned to death (this scene is potentially scary for kids, as it uses sounds and blackouts). The film begins with a violent accident, in which a car with a mother and child inside is slammed by a truck and catches fire; this scene repeats as the witness/cop suffers flashbacks throughout the film. Island women menace the cop, who responds by pulling his gun and eventually fighting them physically. The cop discovers a dead body with bloody eyes (in close-up). Several tense scenes and arguments. One f-word; assorted other profanities.

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What's the story?

Neil LaBute's remake of a 1973 cult favorite begins as California traffic cop Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage) tries to help a woman and her young blond daughter on the highway, only to see them smashed and burned in a terrible car accident. Traumatized, he suffers nightmares and an unidentified nervous condition for which he takes prescription pills; this makes him ill-equipped to deal with a new case, namely, the missing daughter of his ex-fiancée, Willow (Kate Beahan). Yet, he finds a way to the isolated island where she lives among a community of bee-keeping women led by Sister Summersisle (Ellen Burstyn) and endeavors to locate little Rowan (Erika-Shaye Gair).

Is it any good?

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THE WICKER MAN might best be described as one man's hysteria. Edward means well, insisting that he wants to "help people." But his efforts only lead him into trouble with a cult of malevolent women who outsmart him at every turn. With a softness that is both emotional and physical (he's allergic to bees, and rendered unconscious more than once), Edward is increasingly afraid and chaotic in his affect and appearance. But he's stuck, an unusual man forced to be usual (his last ditch efforts to fight the women physically are so overstated that they seem comic). Although he's initially a sensitive man who wants to be heroic, Edward is stuck inside a retro gender dynamic: evil women versus inept men.

Deducing that Rowan has been kidnapped and will be sacrificed at an upcoming fertility ritual, he makes a series of predictable choices, bicycling heroically from site to site in search of evidence, but, as he puts it, "Every time I turn my head, there's something that doesn't make any sense." Exactly.

Families can talk about...

  • Families can talk about the functions of cults in popular culture. How is Edward an ideal victim for this group, as he wants to "help people"? Why might it be significant that the women are associated with "fertility"? Why are horror movies so popular in general?

Movie details

Theatrical release date:September 1, 2006
DVD release date:December 19, 2006
Cast:Ellen Burstyn, Leelee Sobieski, Nicolas Cage
Director:Neil LaBute
Studio:Warner Bros.
Genre:Horror
Run time:97 minutes
MPAA rating:PG-13
MPAA explanation:disturbing images and violence, language and thematic issues

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Teen, 13 years old Written byJoe13 August 26, 2013
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The idea of the film is intense. A man is killed with bloody eyes. Also, the ending is very intense. A cop is beaten by the islanders(it is implied that he was tortured), and is burned alive.
Adult Written byBlueberrysquirrl April 9, 2008
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Waste of time

Aside from this movie being semi-inappropriate, it was just bad. It portrays men as evil or mindless, does little to provide insight on parts of plot (or lack thereof), and has scenes that aren't tied to the rest of the movie.
Kid, 12 years old April 9, 2008
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Shouldn't even been made

This movie was seriously the worst movie i have ever seen.I think this movie should never have been made. It was stupid, weird, and just plain right wrong. The idea in this movie was where this community of women believed in an island goddess and the women find men and get pregnant with them. Then they trick the men into believing that they are going to sacrifice there daughters but there actually trying to sacrifice the men.Now is that something you would want to watch i dont think so. So take my word for it and dont buy or watch this stupid movie. You'll regret it. Im sure i do.

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