Kid reviews for There's Something About Mary

SEX SWEARING DRUGS VIOLENCE

Hilarious romcom has absolutely gut busting gags and a twisty, compelling story of stalkers and an underdog who gets put in awful situations. A dramatic and comedic masterpiece!

Many crude sexual references, a character is made out to be a per vet at first, in one scene there is a gay orgy, a character masturbates and semen comes out, his date walks in and mistakes it for hair gel, and puts it in her hair. The f-word is said 50+ times.

The words f*ck, b*tch, d*ck, c*ck, pr*ck, sh*t, b*stard, p*ss and a*s are all used. The violence isn't that bad, however there is one scene where Ted gets his genitals stuck in his fly zip and then screams in pain. We then see an extreme closeup of his mangled penis. They have to get a police officer in due to his pain. When the officer pulls down his zipper, he screams again. They then take him in an ambulance and one man screams "We've got a bleeder" implying that unzipping the zipper caused his penis to bleed, but anyone above 10 can handle this scene. There is heaps of sex talk about masturbating, homosexuality and hot girls, as well as a few penis references, Mary puts sperm in Ted's ear, mistaking it for hair gel (The only implication that it's sperm is the fact that Ted had just masturbated. There is also some nudity. Definitely NOT OK for little kids, but for older kids it's fine. Overall this is a great, funny film.

Really funny movie that has the appearance of a chick-flick but defenitly isn't. It has a lot of crude sexual jokes as well as a few scenes that imply sexual content. There is a scene in which the character Ted "Pleasure" himself and you can see the movement and hear pleasure sounds, and he looks for the "mess", and someone knocks on the door and when he answers it you see the "mess" on his ear and she mistakes it for hair gel and rubs it in her hair. A brief and mild implication to oral sex. There is a scene where Ted gets stumbles into a homeless man "gathering" , but it is dark and he has no idea whats happening and he trips and when he tries to get up a light turns on and you see a man in his underwear. There is a scene where they show a mans mangaled gentails after he zips it up, as ell as another scene where they show an older woman's breasts( they didn't look to real), and this is made to make you cringe and not very sexual. There is some drinking, but nothing mayor. Some milder violence such as a slapstick. Language is present , but fairly mild R. This movie is crude and has some gross scenes so be careful with young ones. Suggested MPAA R: Crude and Sexual Content, Language, and some Nudity.

Parents need to know that this is a Farrelly Brothers movie, which basically means there's a lot of crude sexual references and physical humor. For instance, a character performs oral sex on her husband. A man masturbates before going on a date. Also, a character gets his genitals caught in his zipper and has to go to a hospital. That being said, the main character (Mary) is a great role model who is kind and devotes her time to looking over her brother (who has special needs). If you're 15 or up, this is a very funny movie (if you like the Farrelly bros) and definitely worth a try.

This movie is really funny. My rating: some sexual content, some nudity, pervasive language.

What the crap?! This wouldn't have been such a bad movie if the Sexy and languagey wasn't in it.

This movie is one of my fav movies!! I love it!! It is hilarious and has great acting. Absolutly not ok for kids, I am 12 and saw it when i was nine or ten, and fell in love with it!! Still very inappropriate!!