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There's Something About Mary

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May 24, 2023
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October 2, 2020
100M NOT FOR KIDS
SEX SWEARING DRUGS VIOLENCE
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July 3, 2020
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January 20, 2019
A Perfect Farrelly Love Story
Hilarious romcom has absolutely gut busting gags and a twisty, compelling story of stalkers and an underdog who gets put in awful situations. A dramatic and comedic masterpiece!
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January 16, 2017
There's Something About this Movie
Stiller and Diaz have awesome chemistry. Some language and sperm is shown, but that's really it to worry about
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June 25, 2015
By far the Farrelly Brothers funniest movie
Many crude sexual references, a character is made out to be a per vet at first, in one scene there is a gay orgy, a character masturbates and semen comes out, his date walks in and mistakes it for hair gel, and puts it in her hair. The f-word is said 50+ times.
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June 11, 2015
Really Funny!
Really funny and clever movie. Ben Stiller is the best. It is not inappropriate. It is not very sexual and they barely curse. It is a really great movie.
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April 12, 2015
Good, funny film
The words f*ck, b*tch, d*ck, c*ck, pr*ck, sh*t, b*stard, p*ss and a*s are all used. The violence isn't that bad, however there is one scene where Ted gets his genitals stuck in his fly zip and then screams in pain. We then see an extreme closeup of his mangled penis. They have to get a police officer in due to his pain. When the officer pulls down his zipper, he screams again. They then take him in an ambulance and one man screams "We've got a bleeder" implying that unzipping the zipper caused his penis to bleed, but anyone above 10 can handle this scene. There is heaps of sex talk about masturbating, homosexuality and hot girls, as well as a few penis references, Mary puts sperm in Ted's ear, mistaking it for hair gel (The only implication that it's sperm is the fact that Ted had just masturbated. There is also some nudity. Definitely NOT OK for little kids, but for older kids it's fine. Overall this is a great, funny film.
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June 30, 2014
theres something about mary
this is the best ben stiller movie out there u get to see titties but there is to much swearing
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October 23, 2013
Great movie but has some crude content.
Really funny movie that has the appearance of a chick-flick but defenitly isn't. It has a lot of crude sexual jokes as well as a few scenes that imply sexual content. There is a scene in which the character Ted "Pleasure" himself and you can see the movement and hear pleasure sounds, and he looks for the "mess", and someone knocks on the door and when he answers it you see the "mess" on his ear and she mistakes it for hair gel and rubs it in her hair. A brief and mild implication to oral sex. There is a scene where Ted gets stumbles into a homeless man "gathering" , but it is dark and he has no idea whats happening and he trips and when he tries to get up a light turns on and you see a man in his underwear. There is a scene where they show a mans mangaled gentails after he zips it up, as ell as another scene where they show an older woman's breasts( they didn't look to real), and this is made to make you cringe and not very sexual. There is some drinking, but nothing mayor. Some milder violence such as a slapstick. Language is present , but fairly mild R. This movie is crude and has some gross scenes so be careful with young ones. Suggested MPAA R: Crude and Sexual Content, Language, and some Nudity.