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This Means War

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October 9, 2021
This means war
This film is really good, so I would recommend it for people age 12 and up. If you are a Tom Hardy fan, then you will really like this. There are 2 sex scenes but they are not that bad.
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September 1, 2021
5/5
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October 13, 2019
Way too much sex
TOO many sex scenes one scene they are eating cheetos and having sex another they do it in the kitchen and on the counter in another they do it in bed in another they do it on a trampoline. Very dirty and not a great film
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August 19, 2019
Trash and inappropriate!
I saw it at a sleepover and there were two or three dirty sex scenes and they made out on a trampoline.
A fail of a film and no idea why it was made.
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January 28, 2014
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November 25, 2013
This Means War
I love this movie and so do my friends. There is language, talking and actually doing of it and some quick violence and shooting. It is so funny and cute! Also your kids many develop a celebrity crush.
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January 31, 2013
AWESOME movie! A Have-To See :)
This movie was AWESOME!!! I loved it! Laughed the entire move, it was so funny. The characters did amazing and the movie was just the tops. I don't think this movie is good at all for kids. There is language and there is some sex seen. There is quite a few parts in the movie were the two friends talk of sex and other things that will be too mature for kids. Some young teens may not understand the movie. It is a great movie for adults and older teens though who are into action, comedy, and a bit of romance to sweeten up the deal. This movie makes you laugh so much you won’t be able to breathe. You will be amazed how funny and awesome this movie is. It is a "HAVE TO SEE" movie that you will enjoy and for the most part will keep you on the edge of your seat. You are gonna love it! :)
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August 4, 2012
Movie reviews from a teenager: This Means War
'This Means War' is a pathetic attempt at a parody of 'Spy vs. Spy'. Reese Witherspoon's acting was tacky and disappointing, and the concept was ill-conceived. This is the movie you watch when you're bored and have nothing else to do. Which is exactly what I did. Language: includes one use of 'f**k', 'a**', b***h, 'da**', 'sh**', 'di**' and other similar terms. There is one sexual reference having "a sex tiebreaker" to decide between two guys. Sex: one love scene where a woman is wearing a bra and panties where the man is shirtless. Many make-out scenes and references to sex, including Lauren's friend, who looks at a picture of one of the guys Lauren's dating and comments that he looks like he'd have "dirty sex". Two best friends promise not to have sex with Lauren, but then do it anyway. Violence: Typical punching, martial arts moves, and gun shooting you'd expect from any spy movie. It's all quickly paced action and not gory in any way, but the action's so fast paced you can't tell who's hurt or killed. One villain falls from a building and is killed upon impact by falling onto a car.
Overall I'd give this movie a two star rating. It only gets two stars and not one because Tom Hardy was my favorite character and was good in the film. It was everything else in the movie made it bad. I recommend that ages 15 and up is appropriate for this movie, though I don't think this movie is worth the time.
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July 30, 2012
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July 7, 2012
Not worth watching!!!
Terrible movie!