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September 8, 2016
This movie is, though unique, a very good film (in my opinion). Though they might not all be obvious, there are many antiwar messages in Three Kings (including negative messages about Bush, so, if you're a Bush supporter, this might not be the movie for you) but along with that comes the very violent tone of the film. The 13+ rating is not necessarily for the gore and violence, but that the violence is not cheesy or overdone; it is sensitized and disturbingly realistic. So, I do advise this for teen+ viewers who are interested in the Iraq war (or, more specifically, what came after it) or just up for a good film, but I do warn anyone under 13 or who gets qweezy during gory scenes that this movie might bother you. Thanks for reading!
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April 21, 2013
fantastic war movie brims with humor and loads of bloody violence
a thrilling, funny, and cynical war movie, Three Kings is combo of realistic depictions of war and humor. still, while the laughs are a-plenty, the film is still too violent for younger teens. the action in this film comes in sections but lasts for a long time. people are shot throughout, either with no blood or gory spurting or splattering. a mother is shot in front of her daughter (blood spurts) a man's head is blown off (blood gushes in a torrent) and we see several gruesome shots of what bullets do to the body (organs explode, bile spills). there are explosions, a baby being killed, beatings, grisly wounds, and a scene of torture by electrocuting and drinking oil. characters swear constantly, using 1 N word, multiple f**ks, several s**t, uses of b**c, d**n, and other expletives.
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March 3, 2012
Good Movie/Humorous and intense
Lots of f-bombs. It is a humorous, yet graphic war movie. Entertaining and intense. Some sexuality, but just in the beginning.
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August 31, 2011
three kings
three kings is a very good comedy war action but it is a 15 for graphic war violence and language although it is not so bad .
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July 28, 2009