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Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter

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Sometimes-gruesome Watchmen extras best for fans.
  • Review Date: March 22, 2009
  • Rated: R
  • Genre: Fantasy
  • Release Year: 2009
  • Running Time: 64 minutes

What parents need to know

Positive messages

The "Black Freighter" segment -- in which a heroic ship's captain and devoted husband and father transforms into a murderous maniac -- has a pessimistic outlook and is very grim throughout. The far milder "Under the Hood" segment emphasizes the human side of so-called superheroes and supervillains.

Positive role models

Some of the caped "good guys" are declared to have been psychotics who used crime-fighting as an outlet for their penchant for violence. One is accused of rape.

Violence

Murder by bloody beatings and strangulation. An explosion literally blows men apart. Exceptionally ghoulish details of rotting corpses, including unraveling intestines and oozing body fluids as gulls peck at them. One of the gulls is also graphically killed and eaten.

Sex

A woman is described as a "whore." A wooden figurehead has bare breasts. In the separate "Under the Hood" live-action segment, there are vintage pin-up posters and a superheroine has super sex appeal.

Language

"Whore," "damn," and "hell."

Consumerism

Tie-in to vast quantities of related merchandise. The DVD carries promos for other DC Comics-related titles and the Watchmen video game.

Drinking, drugs, & smoking

References to drinking/smoking, especially in the live-action segment about a superhero who succumbs to alcoholism.

Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that this isn't a sequel to the Watchmen movie, just supplementary material. The balleyhooed segment on this DVD, an R-rated pirate cartoon, is hideously violent and thematically grim, with murders, dismemberment of rotting corpses, and a hero defeated utterly by evil. Even worse; it's short, just about 20 minutes long. The rest of the running time is devoted to a (PG-rated) faux documentary about "real" superheroes. Neither may mean much if you don't know the graphic novel and movie to which it gives background.

What's the story?

When the movie Watchmen came out, it was assumed that Watchmania would have built an audience for this straight-to-DVD release, a spin-off of added material from the original Alan Moore Watchmen graphic novel. The cartoon derives from a delicious idea in the book, set in a world where comics superheroes really exist: what would their comic books be about? Pirate stories, that's what, and the "Tales of the Black Freighter" cartoon short here is an exceptionally horrific sea yarn, in which the ghoulish buccaneers manning a dread Black Freighter destroy another boat, leaving only one survivor, the captain (voiced by Gerard Butler). Deducing the pirates will next massacre his seaside village and family, the captain rigs a macabre raft (using bloated corpses of his slain crewmen) and pursues the marauding vessel, his own sanity slipping away during the nightmarish ordeal. Sharing the DVD is "Under the Hood," a longer, milder (PG-rated) mockumentary, fairly lighthearted in tone, that pretends to be a TV news special on the lives, loves, and scandals of America's costumed heroes in the storyline, from 1938 up through their retirements in the 1970s, when one writes a hot tell-all memoir.

Is it any good?

QUALITY

Strikingly moody, lurid, poetic, and downbeat, "Tales of the Black Freighter" could well have come from the pen of Edgar Allen Poe or Ambrose Bierce (or an adult-content horror comic). Aye, there be hardcore fans out there, of Watchmen and fantastic graphics, who might consider the DVD worth viewing just for this short alone. But that audience is a minority compared to those who would wish this collection had been either incorporated into a worthwhile anthology (like the R-rated cult sci-fi animation Heavy Metal) or, better, bundled as a Watchmen DVD extra with the feature.

It's not really enough to carry a whole disc, and the accompaniments (including a trailer for a Green Lantern animated feature and the first chapter of Moore's Watchmen book) feel like promos (albeit somewhat clever ones) meant to ride the coattails of the big-screen blockbuster into the marketplace. Pirating, you might say, arrrr!

Families can talk about...

  • Families can talk about the movie's downbeat, hopeless outlook and how it fit into the larger scheme of the original Watchmen graphic novel. Do you think it adds to the main storyline or detracts? How would it have worked woven into the movie version?

  • How does the violence in this movie compare to that in the big-screen Watchmen feature? Which has more impact? Why?

Movie details

Theatrical release date:March 24, 2009
DVD release date:March 24, 2009
Cast:Gerard Butler, Jared Harris
Director:Daniel Delpurgatoria
Studio:Warner Home Video
Genre:Fantasy
Run time:64 minutes
MPAA rating:R
MPAA explanation:violent and grisly images

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Teen, 16 years old Written byhomealonefan123 January 27, 2013

Short, gory, a great animated masterpeice!

Parents need to know that this animated short to the theatrical "Watchmen" movie is very violent, dark and gory. The violence is bloody and intense. Characters are blown up, splattered, dimembered and beaten to death and a scene where a man eats a bird alive. There is no sexual stuff and there is mild swearing.
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Too much violence
Teen, 13 years old Written bycerealkiller189 August 24, 2012

Stupid,and hideously unnecessary.

This was included in the Watchmen Ultimate Cut version of the movie(the 215 min version) so just happened to see it.It was a waste of precious 20 minutes.I would have rather they shown a whole load of blood and guts for 20 minutes.That'd be interesting.(sarcasm)
Kid, 12 years old April 8, 2009

If you have a short attention span, DO NOT GET!!!!!!!

If you've read the book and seen the movie and are planing on a ggreat little addition to it, I'm sorry, but you are saddly mistaken. Rember in the book with the black freighter comic inside the graphic novle. Well the make about a 20 minute segment of that. Rmember the book "Under the Hood" by the character Hollis Mason? They have about a 40-50 minute segment of that. And trust me, if you have a short attention span, you'll lose interest very quickly. Then they have a 40 minute segment on them making the real movie, and a little part on making the black freighter. Then they show the first chapter of the "Watchmen Motion Comics." Then they show a ten minute segment showing of "The Making of 'THe Green Lanter.'" Unless your addicted to that you'll just fast forward. to Find out you wated $4-$25 to see about 20-60 minutes of what you really wanted to see.

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