A lot or a little?
The parents' guide to what's in this app.
What parents need to know
- Parents say
- Kids say
There aren't any reviews yet. Be the first to review this title.
What's it about?
BEAT COP is a retro app that pays homage to 80s cop shows and casts players as Jack Kelly, a rock star detective framed for the theft of a Senator's diamonds. Demoted to the rank of New York City beat cop, Kelly's new job involves anything from writing parking tickets and helping homeless people to catching thieves and answering domestic violence calls. Straightforward on the surface, the job involves walking an ethical tightrope. Drug-dealing gangs and territorial mobsters fight for control of the streets, and players have to keep the peace and protect local residents without making dangerous enemies. One way to not make enemies -- and to supplement your income -- is to take bribes (so long as they don't get caught by Internal Affairs.) Gameplay takes place over normal nine hour work days, during which players respond to urgent calls and fulfill directives from central command. At the end of the day, players are paid according to how well they've performed their duties. Meanwhile, a larger story arc plays out as Kelly investigates the forces behind the frame-up that derailed his career.
Is it any good?
While nostalgic enthusiasm captures the fun pixel art of the 80s, the app is ruined by over-the-top profanity and slurs that are even more offensive now than they were thirty years ago. A disclaimer at the start of Beat Cop tells us the game was made as an homage to American TV cop shows from the 1980s and (perhaps anticipating the coming barrage of insensitive, objectionable content) asks us “not to take life too seriously.” The game then starts with morning banter at the police station where cops call each other things like “c--ks--ker” and talk about how much “p--sy” they got the night before. Dialogue is peppered to the point of absurdity with curse words, which begs the question: what 80s cop shows were the developers watching? Those of us who remember the 80s know profanity wasn't allowed on network television, especially not to this degree. Because of this, Beat Cop feels more like an homage to Quentin Tarantino than Miami Vice. The Tarantino analogy extends even further when you notice the high frequency of racist epithets (“the N-word and the like) and the degrading crudity (“whore,” etc.) used for referencing women. This is clearly not a game for kids, or honestly, for anyone not up for constant verbal assault. It's too bad, because apart from the dialog, the gameplay's really pretty good.
Keeping the street factions happy while keeping crime under control and fulfilling your parking ticket quota within nine hours is dynamic and fun. Random events add much-needed humor, and 80s references abound: where else can you ticket the Dukes of Hazzard's General Lee for parking in a no-parking zone or see The Golden Child on a movie house marquee? There's a lot of good gameplay here, but it's sadly overshadowed by an extreme level of pointless crudity. The bottom line is, despite the good stuff, and despite the app's 80s Stranger Things aesthetic, this is one retro adventure your kids just shouldn't play.
Talk to your kids about ...
Families can talk about about the appearance of outdated, offensive dialog in the media. How do you explain to kids the all-too-common use of sexist or racist terms in films, games, or tv shows from decades past?
What makes the 80s aesthetic attractive to kids and adults alike? Is it nostalgia, an appeal to retro content, or something else?
What are the biggest differences you've seen between cop shows of the 80s and today? Do you think the content is just as mature now as it was then, or is it worse? Is it tamer?
- Devices: iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad, Android
- Price: 4.99
- Pricing structure: Paid
- Release date: January 22, 2019
- Category: Adventure Games
- Topics: Adventures
- Size: 429.10 MB
- Publisher: 11 Bit Studios
- Version: 1.0.3
- Minimum software requirements: Requires iOS 8.0 or later; Android 5.0 and up
- Last updated: June 19, 2019
Our editors recommend
For kids who love adventures
Themes & Topics
Browse titles with similar subject matter.
Common Sense Media's unbiased ratings are created by expert reviewers and aren't influenced by the product's creators or by any of our funders, affiliates, or partners.