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By Mary Eisenhart
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Mayhem, slapstick, girl power in perilous magical mystery.
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What's the Story?
NO ONE LEAVES THE CASTLE. Never mind how they all got there or what their business might be: An angry wizard has put a giant magical bubble around the whole place, trapping them inside. And then he gets himself murdered. And then the bubble starts shrinking and is sure to crush them all. The Lilac, a mysterious 14-year-old bounty hunter, and her BFF, Dulcinetta the bard, recognize that finding the murderer and undoing the spell is their only hope. Young baron Kade, who wants to forsake nobility for a life of magic, may be able to help, but his sister, Araminta, whose main concern is keeping her trouble-prone family out of trouble, isn't so sure. Complicating matters is the fact that just about everybody has secrets from everybody else, and most of them are stealing, blackmailing, or generally conniving. And the bubble keeps getting smaller.
Is It Any Good?
Christopher Healy is in fine form in this wacky adventure about the many perils of a teen bounty hunter and her singing sidekick, including murderers, schemers, thieves, magic, and horrible parents. No One Leaves the Castle till it all gets resolved, which is hard to do, since everybody's keeping secrets, lying, and conniving; the murder victim's corpse keeps disappearing; and they're all about to be crushed by a magical bubble. Stress is high, the foolery is over the top, slapstick is frequent, and plot twists are plentiful. But, laughs aside, there's a lot to like in lead characters/sometimes rivals The Lilac and Minty as they struggle to escape their preplanned lives, take their own paths, and actually accomplish something good.
Talk to Your Kids About ...
Families can talk about bounty hunters and why they're such a popular theme in storytelling. What's the appeal? How does No One Leaves the Castle compare to other bounty hunter tales you know?
Parents who want their kids to be one way butting heads with kids who want something else is a universal theme in life and storytelling. Do you know anyone who's dealing with this issue? What's at the root of it, and how are they dealing with the situation?
Is there anyone you consider your mentor, who you really try to make proud of you? Who are they, and why are they important to you?
Book Details
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- Genre : Adventure
- Topics : Fantasy ( Magic ) , Adventures , Family Stories ( Siblings ) , Friendship
- Character Strengths : Courage , Empathy , Perseverance
- Book type : Fiction
- Publisher : Walden Pond Press
- Publication date : August 15, 2023
- Publisher's recommended age(s) : 8 - 12
- Number of pages : 384
- Available on : Audiobook (unabridged), Hardback, Apple Books, Kindle
- Last updated : September 18, 2025
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