Alone in the Dark

Movie review by
Nell Minow, Common Sense Media
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Stupid horror movie based on an Atari game.
  • R
  • 2005
  • 95 minutes

Parents say

age 15+
Based on 3 reviews

Kids say

age 14+
Based on 6 reviews

A lot or a little?

The parents' guide to what's in this movie.

Positive Messages
Violence

Intense and graphic violence.

Sex

Sexual situation, no nudity.

Language

Some strong language.

Consumerism
Drinking, Drugs & Smoking

Smoking.

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this is a horror film with constant, intense, graphic violence. Many characters are killed in a wide variety of creative manners, including being impaled. There are monsters and other grisly images. Characters use some strong language and there is a moderately explicit sexual situation.

User Reviews

  • Parents say
  • Kids say
Adult Written byMovieLover4Lyfe October 29, 2010
Whoa! This movie is without a doubt not for children, but I can't see why any adults would want to waste their time with it either. Skip it!
Adult Written byHughHarper June 18, 2009

terrible movie

it sucked. i die a little more inside each time i even hear about this movie. thank you, Common Sense Media, you just finished me off
Teen, 13 years old Written bycerealkiller189 January 22, 2012

BORING.

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH CSM.THIS WAS A STUPID MOVIE WHICH WAS JUST A TERRIBLE WASTE OF MY TIME.CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GIVE REVIEWS ZERO STARS???
Teen, 13 years old Written bySomeoneYouDon'tKnow May 29, 2012

One of those "so bad it's good" situations

That is the only thing keeping me from giving this one star. The script is aweful, the acting is mostly wooden, there are too many plotholes to count, and the C... Continue reading

What's the story?

A child escapes from an orphanage when a scientist is taking many other children for medical experiments -- for the future of the species, the scientist proclaims. Years later, that runaway child, Edward Carnby (Christian Slater), is a detective who explores supernatural and paranormal events. He's been assigned to investigate the secrets of the Abskani, an ancient tribe whose worship of demonic forces gave them incredible powers. The Abskani seem to be poised to return to take over the world, Carnby must turn to the one person who has the knowledge to stop them — his former girlfriend, archeologist Aline Cedrac (Tara Reid).

Is it any good?

There's something far scarier about ALONE IN THE DARK than its CGI monsters, whose lack of any apparent weight makes them seem as threatening as the floating Clifford balloon in the Macy's parade. What's scary is the premise: it's based on a computer game by Atari. Yes, video games can have ominous atmosphere and relentless bad guys, but they seldom provide much by way of dialogue, character, or plot. You know, those things in movies that make up for the absence of a joystick that enables the player to blow stuff up. There are a couple of good "boo!" surprises, a couple of cool fight moves, and some gross-out visuals, but they keep getting lost under the cardboard dialogue, the throbbing bass accompaniment to both a sex scene and a shoot-out, and the absence of that thing we often look for in movies -- what is it again? Oh, yes, acting.

If I almost forgot that for a minute, it's because everyone in the movie seems to have forgotten it, too. Slater just appears embarrassed, understandable in these circumstances. And if our expectations for Tara Reid are low, also understandable in these circumstances, she still does not quite manage to live up to them. The pixels in the CGI monsters give a more believable performance than she does. Preposterously cast as an archeologist, with her hair pulled back and drugstore black-rimmed specs on her nose, she delivers her lines as though she is calling for another round of Mai Tais for the house. And no one seems to have explained to her that in English, the interrogative is usually expressed with a rising inflection.

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about the "greatest good for the greatest number" approach taken by Hudgens.

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