Alone in the Dark

Rated R: Strong Graphic Violence, Sexuality, Language, and a fair amount of Smoking in rated R movies

As a doctor, once you've see this, this is Rosemary's baby in her X-ray! That's spooky! And the ultrasound shows the baby has FANGS!!!!! DO NOT WATCH IF YOUR UNDER THE AGE OF 166,000 OR ELSE A BIG BULKY MAN WITH YELLOW EYES WILL COME LICK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!! I'm joking! I'm not a doctor! This movie is trash!

While ice age baby is searching for Shrek. As he tries to find a way out he comes across with a demon Gru. Demon Gru's are known for torturing people in lazy hell but they occasionally "accidentally step" in the whole that is definitely not a way to escape. He is able to turn his water into holy water because he is a priest. Sometimes blood is shown on cave walls and there are spooky noise's. Ice age baby at one point use's rainbow dash's name in vain. DO NOT WATCH IF YOUR UNDER THE AGE OF 166 OR ELSE A DEMON GRU WILL COME LICK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!

bad and that's it

bad.

That is the only thing keeping me from giving this one star. The script is aweful, the acting is mostly wooden, there are too many plotholes to count, and the CGI is dumb. And as such, I enjoyed it because it gave me lots of unintentional laughs. At the least, this shouldn't have made a wide release in theaters. Perhaps if it went strait to DVD, the critics wouldn't know it too well, and it would be spared the enormous amount of criticism it has earned now. Is it the worst movie I've ever seen? Well, I don't consider "so bad it's good" movies to be the worst movies ever, so I would say no. Just try not to take it seriously and you'll have a great time.

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH CSM.THIS WAS A STUPID MOVIE WHICH WAS JUST A TERRIBLE WASTE OF MY TIME.CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GIVE REVIEWS ZERO STARS???