Major Payne

Movie review by
Barbara Shulgas..., Common Sense Media
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Silly slapstick movie has some violence, salty language.
  • PG-13
  • 1995
  • 95 minutes

Parents say

age 18+
Based on 1 review

Kids say

age 11+
Based on 3 reviews

A lot or a little?

The parents' guide to what's in this movie.

Positive Messages

Even the most hard-bitten, militaristic killers can learn some sensitivity. Payne abuses all the recruits equally, with no regard for race, age, or ability.  

Positive Role Models & Representations

Payne shows loyalty to his recruits when he turns down a job with the Marines to see them compete for the junior ROTC trophy. Members of the squad train hard to become part of a tight-knit competitive unit.

Violence

Payne comically helps a wounded, suffering soldier by breaking his finger to help alleviate leg pain. References to bloody war scenarios for comic effect, but none seen. Squad members get into a fistfight in the dark and are later seen with minor bruises. Recruits are buried up to their necks and made to train while wearing dresses. There's plenty of comic verbal abuse: "You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between 's--t' and 'syphilis.'"

Sex

Payne looks intently at the attractive school counselor and daydreams of domestic bliss with her, but there is no overt sexual content.

Language

"S--t," "puke," "hell," "turd," "worm," "chubby," "tubby," "butt," "maggots," "pee," "scrotum sac," "piss," "bitch," "t-ts," "pimp," "crap," "ass," "screw," and "fart."

Consumerism
Drinking, Drugs & Smoking

Adults moderately drink alcohol at a dinner.

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that Major Payne is an edgy 1995 send-up of military training that features a hard-boiled major who routinely humiliates his recruits, ranging in age from 6 to 16. His calls them such names as "ladies," "turd," "worm," "maggot," and "scrotum sac." Other profanity includes "s--t" and "t-ts." Humor derives from frequent comic references to the violence of war and how some enjoy the rush of wartime killing. He describes violent acts -- he drove a man's nose into his brain -- but no real gore is shown. He breaks a wounded man's finger to get his mind off a serious leg injury. Expect some diarrhea and fart jokes.

User Reviews

  • Parents say
  • Kids say
Adult Written byLowe's man July 29, 2016

torture for fun

Why anyone would watch this movie, or why any parent would allow their child to watch it, is troubling and hard to understand. The Major humiliates his kids fa... Continue reading
Kid, 12 years old March 28, 2016

This is my favorite movie, and will always be.

Yes, this movie had a tad bit of swearing, but this is such a good movie, don't listen to anything negative about it!
Teen, 14 years old Written bypicklebob March 7, 2017

The best movie ever

Major Benson Winifred Payne played by Damon Wayans is depicted as a foul mouthed soldier that is always threatening his students and he does tell a story abou... Continue reading

What's the story?

MAJOR PAYNE is a send-up of formulaic movies about sadistic drill sergeants who whip pathetic recruits into shape for their own good. The Payne of the title is a career Marine (a self-described "trained killing machine" played by Damon Wayans) shocked to find himself passed over for promotion and pushed out of the Corps. He reluctantly accepts a position as commander of a junior ROTC program at a prep school. The humor derives from Payne's over-the-top denigration and humiliation of his squad, comprised mostly of prepubescent boys (age 6 to one who shaves). He sets out to terrorize the boys into winning a prestigious ROTC competition, a prospect that seems unlikely given the lack of unity and drive in the motley crew. But in rebellion against Payne's insensitivity, name-calling, and punishment, the boys gain self-confidence, skills, and a kind of respect for their leader. Along the way, Payne's narrow-mindedness broadens as he gains enough affection for the recruits to inspire him to stay on and teach more cadets.

Is it any good?

Damon Wayans plays Payne with outrageous conviction, giving a stock character a kind of wacky truth and credibility and, in turn, pumping an old story with new comic life. The script he cowrote never betrays the killing machine's basic insanity, but it also shows that his insanity has an internal logic that lives alongside Payne's deep intelligence, goofy humor, and basic humanity. That's no small accomplishment.

Older tweens and teens will find plenty of laughs in Major Payne, and parents may find themselves enjoying the humor at times as well.

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about whether authoritarian leaders are good people or monsters. Give some examples. Are there good leaders in Major Payne?

  • What is the movie's point of view? What is it saying about military training?

  • Even if a teacher is mean, can he or she teach something important to his or her students?

Movie details

For kids who love goofy humor

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