Noah's Ark

Movie review by
Tracy Moore, Common Sense Media
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Animated tale has lots of cartoonish violence, crass humor.
  • NR
  • 2014
  • 88 minutes

Parents say

age 8+
Based on 1 review

Kids say

age 14+
Based on 2 reviews

A lot or a little?

The parents' guide to what's in this movie.

Educational Value

Viewers will be exposed to a retelling of the biblical story of Noah and the ark.

Positive Messages

Noah's Ark offers positive messages about working together, what it means to be a leader, what it means to have faith in someone, the importance of keeping your word, and the importance of respecting life.

Positive Role Models & Representations

Many characters are selfish and bickering. A handful of characters are extraordinarily kind.

Violence & Scariness

The film contains several instances of cartoonish violence, such as when a pineapple falls on an animal's head or when two men sword fight. In a few scenes, animals slam a door on another animal, but he is unharmed. Two animals fight, exchanging kicks and punches. A man is hit over the head with a wooden plank. Additionally, there are multiple scenes with mild peril, such as when a bird is knocked off a cliff, plummeting downward only to narrowly escape when flapping its wings at the last moment. Elsewhere, there is plentiful animal growling and fang-bearing, and a significant portion of the plot involves animals conspiring to murder and feast on other animals. In one of the more explicitly perilous scenes, hungry animals imagine the fattening of pigs, slaughterhouse-style, then dropping them into pots of boiling water to eat later.

Sexy Stuff

Some inappropriately suggestive or confusing scenes for young children: In an early scene depicting the world gone wanton enough to warrant a flood, we see a group of women hanging out a balcony window batting their eyelashes, ostensibly prostitutes in a brothel. In one scene, animals are cut to in a way that suggests they've just had intercourse. A recurring tiger (named Panty, no less) exists seemingly for the sole purpose to lure a king to bed by flattering and seducing him. Two animals kiss briefly. In one scene, an animal has cleavage. 


Minor insulting language, such as "imbecile," "idiot," and "stupid" are used. Two animals fight, and one calls the other one fat. There is one reference to the "deep, dark halls of hell." In multiple scenes, killing or murdering and then eating other animals is explicitly discussed.

Drinking, Drugs & Smoking

Animals are seen drinking from goblets, sometimes raucously, to suggest drunkenness.

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that Noah's Ark is an animated comedic retelling of the biblical story that looks like an all-ages family film, but it contains some material that is suggestive, crass, mature, rude, and inappropriate or confusing for younger children. It has some positive messages about teamwork and some nods to the original notions about faith and loyalty found in the original tale, but many of these lessons are muddled by a movie largely driven by constant bickering and murderous plots that are confusing or too explicit for younger kids.

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User Reviews

  • Parents say
  • Kids say
Adult Written byNebbie Zebbie June 6, 2019

So bizarre it's charming

This is a "so bad it's good" movie for adults, and might keep kids entertained simply because things are always happening.
At its core, it takes... Continue reading
Kid, 12 years old June 28, 2020


It’s really...something. There’s two versions, and in order to give this movie a proper review, I had to look at the original movie on YouTube, which is definit... Continue reading
Teen, 15 years old Written byHollyHills786 December 21, 2018

Go and see this if you’re 15

I don’t really know much about the film. But I will say that 15 years old can watch this film with no trouble. Under age, don’t watch this film or watch it with... Continue reading

What's the story?

The world has gone to pot, and it's up to Noah to help God start over by building an ark and loading up two of every animal species he can find. But how will Noah convince the animals, or his bickering family, for that matter, to get on board before the rain starts? And what about the hesitant, vain animal king Xiro -- can he help them all get along if he can't even convince himself to lead? What happens if they run out of food, or worse, everyone turns on each other? Noah's and everyone's limits are more than cosmically tested when he decides to take God up on the ultimate ask.

Is it any good?

NOAH'S ARK is a biblical retelling that manages to potentially alienate both its natural audience of true believers and the secular crowd who might just enjoy a good story. Here, God is a nonchalant, golf-playing roustabout who is more concerned about getting good material for his future book, which he has outsourced writing to an eager-to-please angel, than he is about how the animals and his one loyal guy down below, Noah, will pull off this crazy loyalty test. That premise is amusing enough, but it plays out in a dragging plot overloaded with bickering and some pretty questionable material. The early setup with its references to debt and gluttony and yes, prostitution -- an attempt to show the world as a lost cause in need of a do-over -- will likely cause a bit of confusion for young kids who aren't going to necessarily understand how the price of grain means God needs to send a flood. But if that doesn't do it, the rest of the film will -- animals plot murder (sometimes rather explicitly), while Xiro the undecided has to decide whether he will ever stop chasing a tiger named Panty (not kidding), enough to get his act together and lead. There are some fart jokes, some drinking, a bit of cartoonish violence, and spat where one female cat calls another one fat. For a story out of the bible, there is surprisingly not much here you'd want your kid imitating at school.

But for kids who like animals and big boats, and parents who will take any version of a bible story they can get, there are ultimately positive messages about working together, ostensibly, if you can just lose the avarice, murder, sex, and farting that's holding you back.

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about the original Noah story. Do you know the tale of Noah's Ark? What happens in the version you are familiar with?

  • The story of Noah's Ark is really about a big do-over. Is there anything you would do over if you could? What would it be, and why? How would it change things if you could do something over?

  • Being stuck together with a group of people is sometimes called being a captive audience, like on a family trip. Have you ever been a captive audience? What was it like? Did you get along? Why or why not? How can people get along better when they are stuck with each other for a period of time?

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