Princess: A Modern Fairy Tale

  • Review Date: April 15, 2008
  • Rated: NR
  • Genre: Fantasy
  • Release Year: 2008
  • Running Time: 88 minutes

Common Sense Media says

Second-rate fairy-tale romance has scary moments.
  • Review Date: April 15, 2008
  • Rated: NR
  • Genre: Fantasy
  • Release Year: 2008
  • Running Time: 88 minutes

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What parents need to know

Positive messages

Overall, the movie has a positive theme about finding your true self and believing in love.

Positive role models

This fairy tale is told from a male point of view; it is the hero who makes mistakes and learns important lessons about honesty, bravery, and commitment. Princess Ithaca is at all times fair-minded, compassionate, and duty-bound. William's best friend is coarse, self-centered, and judgmental. He never suffers any consequence from his insensitivity, never sees the error of his ways, and his very positive, sympathetic wife is oblivious to his misbehavior.

 

A couple of comments revolve around "gay" stereotypes ("How gay is that?" asks William's crass buddy, when talking about going to a charity ball with his male friend). The primary cast is all Caucasian.

Violence

Lots of scary action sequences that blend live-action with very shoddy special effects -- more unsettling than the usual fairy tale animated conflict . Mythical monsters (a huge ghoulish squid, a hooded skeletal fiend with bared teeth) are introduced in shadowy scenes of suspense and attack. The hero is in jeopardy several times -- once for a lengthy period in the clutches of the multi-tentacled squid, another time being choked by a serpent. There's spooky music, dark dream sequences, and many mysterious characters and events that are not explained until late in the movie.

Sex

A few gentle, loving kisses.

 

 

Language

One "damn" and lots of insensitive insults: "freak," "deranged," "idiot." Some disparaging sexual remarks: "How gay is that?" and "She has lesbian delusions." A father-to-be makes a misguided joke about his very pregnant wife: "Horrible things happen to your body while you're pregnant." The same character talks derogatorily about "virgin princesses," "fetus-ville," and "hickeys."

Consumerism
Not applicable
Drinking, drugs, & smoking

Two men are shown drinking beer from a bottle several times. A couple drinks wine at dinner, and the hero offers champagne to the princess. These characters are all over 21 years old.

Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that this mostly live-action movie has many dark, scary sequences that might be disturbing for the very young or those who have trouble distinguishing between fantasy and reality. It isn't simply the animated creature jeopardy (monsters, serpents, beasts), but there are shrouded, ghoulish humans as well, and a mystery that is less suspenseful than confusing. The film's "comedy" involves a character who uses insults like "How gay is that?," "She has lesbian delusions," and "fetus town." The romance, despite the murky circumstances that surround it, is sweet; the princess has all the attributes of royalty: kindness, beauty, intelligence, and courage. It's an odd mix of elements -- a princess, danger, myths, and grown-up sexual insults.

Parents say

Kids say

What's the story?

William (Kip Pardue) is a lost soul, a trust-fund kid with no direction in life. Then he meets the strangely private, beautiful Princess Ithaca (Nora Zehetner) at her annual charity ball. A miscommunication leads the princess to believe he is a \"Searcher\" (a mysterious character who has been sent to help her find a mysterious someone). William, thinking she's just a little crazy but really beautiful and sweet, goes along with it. Their search takes the two of them on a quest in which they and a number of mythical creatures (a mermaid, wood nymphs, and some helpless but scary beasts) are in jeopardy. The story unravels slowly, and it isn't until just before the end that the puzzle of the Princess Ithaca is solved.

Is it any good?

QUALITY
 

It isn't easy to determine who this made-for-TV movie is meant for. It's part fairy tale romance for little girls, part "dragon killer" mystery for young action fans who aren't very selective, and part modern, not-very-funny insult comedy for grown-ups. The combination doesn't work, especially when none of the elements is well-executed. Even fairy tales depend upon plots that have some logic and consistent rules -- this one doesn't. The hapless hero never gets a chance to be heroic; the beautiful princess is perfect from beginning to end and has no place to grow; and the animated mythical "creatures" are so poorly conceived and realized that they provide the only comic relief.

Families can talk about...

  • Families can talk about how special effects are done, including computer animation. Which images are live-action, and which are a combination of live-action and animation? How can you tell?

  • What do you think about the film's suggestion that the legends surrounding the mythological creatures in the film may be based on some ancient truth?

  • Why do you think William waited so long to tell Princess Ithaca the truth about his purpose?

Movie details

Theatrical release date:April 30, 2008
DVD release date:February 3, 2009
Cast:Kip Pardue, Nora Zehetner
Director:Mark Rosman
Studio:GAIAM
Genre:Fantasy
Topics:Magic and fantasy, Princesses and fairies
Run time:88 minutes
MPAA rating:NR

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Adult Written byChilliwack Mom April 15, 2011
AGE
8
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Sexist and just plain awful!

Poorly written, poorly acted. Main two characters are sexist. There is a discussion about things like "...she gave me a book so I could have a sympathetic pregnancy with her...it tells all about what pregnancy does to your wife's body..." Totally inappropriate dialogue for a "family" movie. Shame on you ABC Family!
What other families should know
Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking
Adult Written by2Pink April 9, 2008
AGENot rated for age
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Sweet Princess

My husband and I enjoyed watching this movie with our 4 year old daughter. I suggest watching it with your young child, some of the scenes are a little frightening before you are made aware the Princess cares for mythical creatures.
Parent Written byKateBurns76 February 1, 2011
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7
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Too scary, sexist, stupid and bad for girls

My girls are 6 and 7 and they were enraptured by the insanely pretty Princess. However, the monsters were REALLY scary and both my kids screamed and burst into tears. They are still talking about it. My kids see a fair bit of stuff, they aren't wimps, the wolf man thing was scary!! I also thought the "friend" of the main male character was revolting and manipulative and sexist. I didn't like his objectification of the Princess. As others mentioned the homophobia was there too. Overall the story is still the same old Princess, the whole world revolves around being pretty and getting married. Very disappointing that this stuff is still being made for girls. Also, they tried to convince us the Princess was 25?? Please. WHERE are the good stories??
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Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
Too much drinking/drugs/smoking

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