Shaolin Soccer

Some talk of the importance of believing in yourself. Teamwork. The positive benefits in daily life of learning martial arts. 

Martial arts, sports, and comedic pratfall violence, most of it exaggerated. A rival team shows up to play soccer armed with wrenches and hammers and uses them on the heads, legs, and bodies of the opposing team. While playing this team, the scene briefly switches to the lead character dressed like a soldier with a machine gun fighting in a wartime battle. A player's leg is broken by a cheating team. Soccer games turn into a mix of soccer and martial arts kicks and punches. A man has bottles broken over his thick head. Soccer balls are kicked with such power they knock over players or even throw them backwards several feet. A character mentions suicide as a response to humiliation.

"S--t," "hell." 

Cigarette smoking, cigar smoking. Rival team is injected with performance-enhancing drugs. Character shuffles down a busy street disheveled and drinking a beer. Champagne drinking. Drinking in a bar. A character suffers a hangover.