Teen Witch

Movie review by
Heather Boerner, Common Sense Media
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Tubular '80s teen fluff: silly, fun, and shallow.
  • PG-13
  • 1989
  • 94 minutes

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age 11+
Based on 3 reviews

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The parents' guide to what's in this movie.

Positive Messages

Louise thinks the only way anyone will like her is if she casts a spell on them.

Violence

Brad nearly runs over Louise as she rides her bike home, forcing her off the road. David is lecherous and attempts to sexually assault her. Mr. Weaver falls down the stairs.

Sex

Brad works out in just his shorts several times. Randa kisses Brad's neck as he drives. A teacher talks about sex and shows the class a condom. Louise makes her teacher undress to his boxers and undershirt. Louise and Brad make out twice.

Language

"Hells' bells," "hard-on," "shlong," "trouser snake," etc.

Consumerism

Brands are mentioned or featured, including Punky Brewster, Coca-Cola, U2, and Adidas.

Drinking, Drugs & Smoking

David offers Louise weed. She refuses.

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that this movie is permeated with teen sexual energy. There's some making out, some sex talk among teens (using words like "trouser snake" and "hard-on"), and a teacher talks about and pulls out a wrapped condom during a sex ed class. The movie also features a very consumer view of beauty: change your clothes and you'll change your life. Also, Louise thinks the only way anyone will like her is if she casts a spell on them.

User Reviews

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  • Kids say
Parent of a 12 year old Written by[email protected] November 22, 2011

great 80's fun!

This is such a cool movie its funny sweet just a great fanasty and i think kids 8 and up are totally allowed to see it oh i just love this movie so much!
Adult Written bygoodgirl January 8, 2017

cute.

cute movie. fantasy of course.

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What's the story?

Louise Miller (Robyn Lively) is a typical teen: she's not the most popular, she's not the most fashionable, and she's not the most confident. Consequently, the boy of her dreams, Brad (Dan Gauthier), doesn't know she's alive. She suffers the typical teen terrors: a sadistic teacher, her personal diary entry about Brad gets read aloud in class, and she's picked to be in charge of the costumes for the school play instead of the lead actress. She's so tortured -- that is, until her 16th birthday. Then, suddenly she can get people to do what she wants -- surprise, she's a witch!

Is it any good?

Like most fabulously awful '80s teen movies, Teen Witch offers some great wish fulfillment. What girl hasn't wanted to make her grabby date disappear, or turn her bullying brother into a dog? And what teen hasn't wanted to cast a spell to make herself popular and to force her crush du jour to fall in love with her?

What's not great about the film is its insistence that the way for girls to get boys to like them -- and perhaps vice versa -- is to be a different person. When Brad says "Every guy wants to date the most popular girl in school," it seems like a good time to remind teen viewers that Brad's pretty lame. Aside from his hunkiness, there's not much to recommend him. But that's enough for Louise to risk an important friendship and change into his ideal girl.

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about how it mattered more to Louise to look good to Brad than it did to be herself. What's more important in the end? Do you ever feel obsessed with your looks? What do you do to snap yourself out of it? What are some consequences of making other people's opinions of you more important than your own?

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