What parents need to know
Parents Need to Know
Parents need to know that The Canyons is a very sexually explicit drama about unpleasant, self-centered people who are vaguely involved in the Los Angeles film industry. It stars James Deen, a real-life porn star, and Lindsay Lohan, who's better known these days for her off-screen mishaps -- stunt casting that's generated plenty of buzz for a bleak film about unlikable characters. Expect plenty of male and female nudity and graphic sex scenes, lots of drinking, some violence, and strong language ("f--k," "s--t," and more), as well as some drug use.
What's the story?
THE CANYONS centers on Tara (Lindsay Lohan), and Christian, her rich and spoiled boyfriend (real-life porn star James Deen). They're vaguely involved in the Los Angeles film industry -- he's bankrolling a low-budget horror film, and she's helping produce -- but really, they're mostly involved in indulging themselves. He likes to arrange group sex encounters with Tara and anonymous people he finds online. And Tara is having an affair with the ex-boyfriend she helped land a role in the film she and Christian are working on. Driven by jealousy and anger, they're all on a collision course, though it's not clear for whom the audience should be siding.
Is it any good?
THE CANYONS achieved fame thanks to its behind-the-scenes stories and drama -- but its merits as a film are far less impressive. Pairing troubled starlet Lohan with well-known male porn actor Deen was guaranteed to draw attention, especially when paired with a script from Brett Easton Ellis, the successful writer who's made a career out of creating rich, jaded, amoral characters. Throw in director Paul Schrader (screenwriter of Taxi Driver, director of American Gigolo), and the film has all the ingredients needed to create plenty of heat.
But what we get is just a hot mess. Deen and Lohan are both compelling -- she's a pretty good actress, no matter what she does with her time off screen, and he's surprisingly charismatic. The main knock on Deen's Christian is that he's a one-note character who's all brooding menace -- though it's not clear whether that's because of the script, the direction, or just that it's Deen's only strength. No matter. Christian and Tara are just going through the motions of being a couple anyway; it's hard to see why they're together and why either should care if the other is unfaithful. And the audience has little interest in them. We don't much care whether they stay together or break up; either way, they're people we don't want to spend any more time with.
Families can talk about...
Families can talk about how The Canyons depicts sex and relationships. Is anyone in a healthy relationship? What role does sex play? Parents, talk to your teens about your own values on these topics.
Do you think this movie would have received much attention if Lohan wasn't the star?
What do Tara and Christian get out of their relationship with each other? Do they love each other? Do you think they even like each other?
|Theatrical release date:||August 2, 2013|
|DVD/Streaming release date:||November 26, 2013|
|Cast:||James Deen, Lindsay Lohan, Nolan Gerard Funk|
|Run time:||99 minutes|
|MPAA explanation:||strong sexual content including graphic nudity, language throughout, a bloody crime scene and brief drug use|