Parents' Guide to

The Package

By Renee Longstreet, Common Sense Media Reviewer

age 17+

Raunchy, profanity-filled slapstick comedy has lots of sex.

Movie NR 2018 94 minutes
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A Lot or a Little?

What you will—and won't—find in this movie.

  • The Package Movie: Jeremy Has a Knife
  • The Package Movie: Three sweaty teen in the forest looking shocked
  • The Package Movie: Before the "Accident"
  • The Package Movie: EWWWW!

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age 18+

Based on 3 parent reviews

Amanipeterson
Amanipeterson Adult
November 11, 2018
age 18+

Just no.

Movie is literally not funny and has too many “coincidental accidents” for it to be humorous. It had one funny moment in the movie and that was the beginning. Other than that the whole movie was a complete dumpster fire. Scary movie 2 is funnier than this, and that movie was not as funny as scary movie 4. Bottom line, this movie sucked terribly.
MovieMom128
MovieMom128 Parent of 15-year-old
August 25, 2018
age 17+

Crazy but funny

Not for children - this movie is full of sexual jokes and the whole movie focuses on how much worse the boy's life will be if he can't have sex. Graphic porn and close ups of a penis shown as well as plenty of swearing and innuendos.

This title has:

Too much sex
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What's the Story?

Three BFFs are excited about a camping trip in THE PACKAGE. Sean (Daniel Doheny) is in town on spring break from school in Germany. Donnie (Luke Spencer Roberts) is looking forward to partying hard. Jeremy (Eduardo Franco) surprises his friends when he reveals that because of an "order" from his parents, his twin sister, Becky (Geraldine Viswanathan), and her friend Sarah (Sadie Calvano) will be joining them. As the five settle in at their Pacific Northwest campsite, far from civilization, the drinking begins in earnest. It's all fun until Jeremy screams in pain while urinating a short distance from the campfire. Everyone is stunned to discover that Jeremy has accidentally cut off his penis while playing with his knife! What's more, the penis is lost in the woods! Bleeding and hysterical, he begs his friends for help. Their quest to save both Jeremy and the penis begins! And what a quest it is. The adventure finds them dealing with lost phones, a medevac helicopter, mistaken identity, a venomous snake, a demented woman with scissors, a maniacal store clerk with a bow and arrow, and a bit of romance for good measure. It's a race against time, with the precious "package" in new danger around every corner.

Is It Any Good?

Our review:
Parents say (3):
Kids say (18):

This comedy has no peers when it comes to exploring uncharted dimensions of phallic humor and crudity. Just when it seems it can't get any raunchier or outrageous -- or funnier -- it does. The Package is too long. However, when there are 40 minutes to go and the viewer can't imagine that anything else could happen to the beleaguered crew and the "precious cargo," there is another sillier, more vulgar challenge that must be met. Performances are exuberant and engaging, and the five young actors at the film's center give it their all, particularly Daniel Doheny and Eduardo Franco, whose courage as actors knows no bounds. It's surely not for kids, or for the squeamish, but for folks who don't mind having a literal penis in their face for more than 90 minutes, it's solid gold.

Talk to Your Kids About ...

  • Families can talk about how the female characters are portrayed in The Package. How do the filmmakers show that Becky and Sarah are as brave, determined, and competent as their male counterparts?

  • Though there's lots of violence in the movie, none of it is meant to be taken seriously. How do the director and his team let the audience know that all of the action is intended as comic? How is this film a good example of the term "slapstick"?

  • Who do you think is the intended audience for this movie? Why?

  • For fans, The Package may contain several memorable moments. Which scenes might be unforgettable for viewers? Why?

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