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November 19, 2022
SEX! TOO MUCH. its kindo of caotic and funny in a way.Not for kids.too porn related
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October 5, 2021
Hilarious comedy delivers laughs, but certainly isn't for everyone
I'll start the review by saying that this movie was incredibly funny and crude, but as I stated in the title, will be far too offensive and dirty for some people. Personally, I found the jokes funny, very random and sometimes you sit and wonder; did people really come up with this idea and then actually have the audacity to turn it into a film? Then you watch the film and feel grateful that they did. I found myself bursting out in laughter on multiple occasions, as the premise of someone cutting off their own genitals is simply so ridiculous it's funny. I also loved the scene with the boy and his drone, and how the guy who cut his own genitals off somehow connected them to a wilting flower?! It's simply so funny and absurd that you can't help but laugh. For this matter though, it would be impossible to give a movie like this 5 stars as it is obviously made to entertain, resulting in it being expectedly shallow and low in meaning. This doesn't make the movie bad, it just makes it contain no moral lessons or any deeper meaning. For content I would give the movie:
6/10 Sex - A porn video is humorously played in a family's home and there are endless sex jokes
10/10 Nudity - I don't give 10's for nudity lightly, but it was impossible not to give this movie one as it shows a cut off penis multiple times, especially when it is washed very graphically in close up shots
6/10 Violence - Very bloody and disgusting as the injury is shown
10/10 Language - Many, many f words, crude humour and extremely vulgar language
5/10 Themes - Could be distressing but is intended to be humorous
5/10 Drugs - Some smoking
Overall, a very silly but good movie that I would definitely recommend to anyone who hasn't seen it.
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April 20, 2021
Pretty decent
Well don't get me wrong this movie's pretty good the bad thing in this movie is that a guy's dicks get cut off and there's a lot of swearing, but if ur kid is pretty mature and can handle adult themes i recommend this movie
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August 10, 2019
It all depends on the maturity of your child...
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July 30, 2019
YES.
BEYOOOOONNNND FAAAAABUUULOUUS. i mean wowowoow. No Karen there is not too much swearing.
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November 23, 2018
Weird and Dirty but Hilarious!
I found this movie extreamly weird but very funny.
The movie itself has a funny plot and includes funny scenes. It is about five friends who decide to go on a camping trip to the forest for a night and get drunk, however it all goes wrong when one of the characters gets too drunk and... well... cuts his penis off. With a butterfly knife. Like I said, this movie is weird but funny and definately worth a watch. The only thing in the film I'd watch out for is the graphical images of the severed penis, which is shown with close ups on several scenes. Apart from that, theres swearing, sex jokes and drinking, and a bit of talk about drugs, so nothing a mature tren can't handle.
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November 12, 2018
Yes
Very good for kids if you want your kids to be STUPID
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August 9, 2022
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I thought this movie was funny but the not best raunchy comedy.
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July 23, 2022
This movie can be funny be is veryyyy inappropriate. Not only is the whole movie about sex. It’s also just gross with a lot of nasty parts in it. Don’t get me wrong it wasn’t the worst movie ever with a few funny jokes and Scenes. But over all it’s very inappropriate.
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December 30, 2021
Pretty Shocking Comedy
I was surprised that this got a 15 in the UK because it shows p*rn (which mocks the size of a woman's breasts) and multiple quite graphic images of a teen's penis. There is a lot of language too, but it doesn't really compare to the rest.
I didn't enjoy it and didn't see exactly what was funny.