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Peril, terrifying monsters in family soccer comedy.
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The Soccer Football Movie
What's the Story?
In THE SOCCER FOOTBALL MOVIE, an "evil doctor" ("Weird Al" Yankovic) wants to steal the world's best soccer players' talents, skills, and abilities. He targets Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Megan Rapinoe (both playing themselves) and turns them into horrifying "mutant" monster versions of themselves. But with the help of some children soccer players, "Weird Al" will have to overcome their team of heroes that relies on hard work and practice instead of a magic serum.
Is It Any Good?
There's a lot to like about this family soccer movie, but its terrifying monsters keep it from succeeding as a family film. While there are funny moments, The Soccer Football Movie is simply just too scary and violent for its intended audience. Younger viewers may be overwhelmed by the large "mutant" versions of real soccer heroes like Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Megan Rapinoe, in addition to the slug monsters, monster version "Weird Al" and the horrifying, huge scorpion monster at the end.
Further, monsters often lunge toward the camera with their "evil" eyes and gnarling, gnashing, and scary teeth. Monsters also explode, splattering green goo everywhere, a big scorpion monster's eye pops off, a man attacks with a bone saw, and kids are often seen being chased and in peril. Lastly, the film relies on a running fart gag that doesn't quite work. And at just over an hour, there isn't enough depth to the movie to make up for these issues. But Rapinoe and Ibrahimovic, for what it's worth, are excellent!
Talk to Your Kids About ...
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Movie Details
- On DVD or streaming : November 9, 2022
- Cast : Ian James Corlett , Tania Gunadi , Zlatan Ibrahimovic , "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Director : Mitch Schauer
- Inclusion Information : Female Movie Actor(s)
- Studio : Netflix
- Genre : Family and Kids
- Topics : Fantasy
- Run time : 73 minutes
- MPAA rating :
- Last updated : September 29, 2025
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