Corneil and Bernie

TV review by
KJ Dell Antonia, Common Sense Media
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Dumb dogwalker + smart dog = ugly cartoon.

Parents say

age 6+
Based on 2 reviews

Kids say

age 6+
Based on 4 reviews

A lot or a little?

The parents' guide to what's in this TV show.

Positive Messages

Corneil is hiding his abilities from his owners. Bernie, as the only human who knows about him, blackmails Corneil in nearly every episode and deceives people into thinking that Corniel's accomplishments are his own. Sometimes he is rewarded for this, sometimes not.

Violence & Scariness

It's not exactly violence, but Bernie drags Corneil into walls and over stairs, crashes him into closing doors, etc. It's cartoony but it isn't very fun.

Sexy Stuff

Bernie occasionally gives buxom women some iffy glances.

Language
Consumerism
Drinking, Drugs & Smoking

Drugs like tranquilizers are used for (attempted) humorous mishaps.

What parents need to know

Parents need to know that although this show is rated as OK for everyone, the fast cuts and wild animation make it unsuitable for very young viewers. Almost every episode has storylines that include deception, blackmail, and bribery (albeit on a very mild level), which may make it confusing for less-sophisticated viewers. Corneil's determination not to reveal his true self to his loving owners, although a tired plot device, offers an iffy social message.

User Reviews

  • Parents say
  • Kids say
Adult Written byG3 April 9, 2008

The Show's ok

The Show's ok but watch the thing right before the commercials on the first commercial!
Adult Written bybigfluffyhead April 9, 2008

It's a..... GREAT!!!!!!!!

Lots of funny things would happen if there was a talking dog there. A.... Wait a minute a.... This show is a bit bad of the language but I still like this. I th... Continue reading
Teen, 15 years old Written byibarncat January 16, 2011

Sympathetic dog + hilariously clueless teenager = smart cartoon

This is one show that this website has undoubtedly rated severely incorrectly. Who cares if Bernie is guilty of bad species relationship and is over all a horri... Continue reading
Kid, 10 years old February 8, 2009

Great and funny show for all ages!

If you'll looking for a show for the whole family to watch then put on Corneil and Bernie. The situations Bernie get's Corneil into are always funny... Continue reading

What's the story?

CORNEIL AND BERNIE relates the escapades of a genius dog (Corneil, voiced by Keith Wickham) and his idiot dogwalker ((Bernie, voiced by Ben Small). Bernie's not very bright, and he's crass, insensitive, selfish, and completely unaware of his faults. Because Bernie is the only human who knows that Corneil can talk (and is, in fact, a genius), he has the upper hand over Corneil, and he uses it in almost every episode. Corneil is often shown cringing and kowtowing to Bernie when they're interacting on this level. And when the two are shown as boy and dog, Bernie's treatment of Corneil isn't much better -- Bernie's forever dragging the dog around on his leash and slamming him into things.

Is it any good?

Other than the dragging-around-and-knocking-into-things, there's no particular violence in Corneil and Bernie and only mild salacious glances from the teenage Bernie at buxom cartoon girls and women. Still, this isn't really a cartoon for young kids. The relationship between Corneil and Bernie is complex and not particularly appealing, and the mayhem has a malicious feel, as if Bernie knows that even if Corneil is a dog, Corneil has something Bernie hasn't got. Older kids will have seen it all before, but why teach younger viewers that people and animals can be ugly to each other before absolutely necessary?

Talk to your kids about ...

  • Families can talk about the relationship between Corneil and Bernie. Does Corneil really like Bernie? Would Bernie really give Corneil away? (The answers actually aren't clear -- this isn't a particularly heartwarming show.) Families can also try to count how many talking-animal-discovered-by-a-human books, movies, and TV shows they can come up with. From the Warner Brothers' dancing frog to Turner and Hooch, this plot device has been used a million times.

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