Parents' Guide to Vampires Suck

Movie PG-13 2010 77 minutes
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Common Sense Media Review

Jeffrey M. Anderson By Jeffrey M. Anderson , based on child development research. How do we rate?

age 15+

Lowbrow, sex-and-violence-laden vampire spoof really bites.

Parents Need to Know

Why Age 15+?

Any Positive Content?

Parent and Kid Reviews

age 12+

Based on 18 parent reviews

age 12+

Based on 111 kid reviews

Kids say the movie is a mixed bag, with opinions ranging widely from those who find its spoof of "Twilight" hilarious to others who deem it a poorly executed parody filled with inappropriate content. Fans of "Twilight" seem to appreciate the humor, while many others criticize its excessive sexual references and language, highlighting that it is not suitable for younger audiences.

  • funny parody
  • inappropriate content
  • twilight spoof
  • mixed opinions
  • not for kids
Summarized with AI

What's the Story?

Becca (Jenn Proske) moves to the small Washington town of Sporks to live with her sheriff father (Diedrich Bader). There she meets the mysterious, brooding Edward Sullen (Matt Lanter) and becomes fascinated with him. That he's a vampire only increases her obsession. Meanwhile, other vampires are constantly trying to kill her, while friendly werewolves try to help her. All the while, lots of ridiculously silly stuff happens. Will Edward and Becca make it through the prom alive?

Is It Any Good?

Our review:
Parents say ( 18 ):
Kids say ( 111 ):

From the writers/directors of Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Disaster Movie, this is an exercise in lowest-common-denominator humor, in which the pop culture reference is king. Merely dropping a name or imitating a scene or a character passes for a joke in these films. (Though newcomer Proske is uncannily good at imitating Kristen Stewart's shy stammer in the Twilight films).

The so-called "filmmakers" have nabbed a PG-13 rating to lure in what they consider to be gullible teens, but they push the limits of that rating to include as much sex, violence, and language as possible, not to mention product placements and pop culture references galore. What's missing is any real humor, characters, or emotions -- as well as any kind of attempt at an actual spoof, parody, or satire. This movie doesn't have the slightest idea what it wants to say about the Twilight saga in particular or vampires in general.

Talk to Your Kids About ...

  • Families can talk about the violence in the movie. Is it funny? If so, why? Does that change its impact?

  • What makes a satire or a spoof work? Is this an effective satire or spoof of the Twilight films? Does it make you appreciate those films more or less?

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