Vampires Suck

Movie review by Jeffrey Anderson, Common Sense Media
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Common Sense says

age 15+

Lowbrow, sex-and-violence-laden vampire spoof really bites.

PG-13 2010 77 minutes

Parents say

age 13+

Based on 23 reviews

Kids say

age 12+

Based on 119 reviews

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Community Reviews

age 11+

A guilty pleasure

Let me get this out of the way: I KNOW this movie is stupid and bad. It has a lot of pointless pop culture references and dumb toilet and sex humor. But you gotta give this movie credit where credit is due: it gives Twilight the bashing it deserves. As someone whose best friend forced them to sit through New Moon, watching Vampires Suck was a cathartic experience for me. It makes fun of the Twilight franchise relentlessly, and although its dumb, it made me laugh and I'm glad I saw it.

This title has:

Too much violence
Too much sex
Too much swearing
age 14+

zomg Edward is like the hottest!!!1!! ^_^b

i may have only been 12 when i watched this movie, but i wouldnt suggest it to anyone who desnt already like hot dudes !!1

This title has:

Great role models

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